Heero's in a Half-Shell
The
G-boys were hanging out at Quatre's mansion one day, just sitting around
watching TV. Well, four of the Gundam pilots were watching TV.
"Where's
the braided baka?" Wufei asked, looking around. In reply, they heard a distant
explosion.
Heero
sighed. "Why did you show him where the lab was, Quatre?"
Quatre
blushed. "He said he was bored!"
"Duo's
always bored. But why the lab?"
"Um,
Duo's managed to get himself banned for life from everywhere else."
Another
explosion rocked the house. This one was followed by maniacal laughter.
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Quatre
looked shocked. "Who invited Dilandau over?"
The
other pilots looked around and shrugged.
"I
didn't," Heero said
"That
weak onna-man? Never!" Typical Wufei. Just cause a guy got experimented on…
"Not
me," Trowa said. A little ghost dude with NOT ME written on his stomach ran
giggling from the room. (think Family Circus)
"……"
Another
big boom, more maniacal laughter, and another cry of
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" told the remaining
G-boys that Dilly hadn't shown up, and Duo wanted something to burn. Once again
they heard a big explosion.
Quatre
paled. "He's going to destroy my mansion!"
"I'm
going to destroy him" (Heero's botched
line in the dub)
Quatre
stood up and marched towards the source of the explosions, dragging Trowa
firmly by the arm. Wufei and Heero followed, mainly to see what the gentle Arab
would do to the destructive American.
The
pilots made it to the lab without being run over by the fleeing servants. As
they entered the lab, they saw a strange sight.
Duo,
wearing a white lab coat over his normal black clothing, was cackling
maniacally as he mixed chemicals, apparently at random.
"Uh,
Duo, you do know what you're doing,
right?" Quatre asked anxiously.
"Haven't
the foggiest, Quatre, ole pal, haven't the foggiest," Duo replied cheerfully as
he poured green chemical into a beaker of yellow chemical. The mixture turned
red and started to boil.
"I
suggest we hit the de -" Heero couldn't finish his sentence before the red
mixture blew up with a loud
BOOM
As
the smoke cleared, Duo staggered to his feet, still chuckling to himself. Then
he noticed the strange weight on his back.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get it off, get it off!!!!!!!!" he cried
"What
are you shrieking about, baka?" Wufei mumbled as he tried to get up. He
couldn't for some reason, then he realized. "Ah! Help! I'm a turtle and I can't
get up!"
The
other pilots were realizing the same thing. Duo's experiment had turned them
into… THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"DUO!"
They all yelled in unison.
"What?"
he asked, in his best 'I haven't done anything wrong, I'm completely innocent'
voice.
Fortunately
for them, and unfortunately for Duo, the transformation include their weapons.
You know how each of the turtles had their own weapon, like nunchucks and
swords? Duo changed into the one with the nunchucks, Wufei into the one with
the sword, Trowa into the one with the daggers, Quatre got that funky staff,
and Heero still had his gun. Sooooooo….
The
other pilots rounded on Duo. He started to inch away.
"G-g-guys,
you wouldn't hurt me, r-right?"
"Can
you change us back?" Heero asked, his voice deceptively mild
Duo
mumbled something.
"What
was that?" Wufei asked meanacingly.
"No"
Duo managed to squeak out.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Duo
screamed like a girl and bolted for the door, the other pilots - er - turtles
hot on his braided tail.
Rashid
had gone looking for Quatre after that last explosion. "Master Quatre?" he
called as he turned into the corridor leading to the lab. He was sideswiped by
something big and green before he could get very far, though. He struggled to
his feet again, but was knocked down by four more giant turtles. The last one,
who's bandanna thing was yellow, bent down to give him a hand back up.
"Are
you alright, Rashid?" Quatre asked.
"Master
Quatre!" he gasped, "what happened to you?!"
"Duo's
experiment went wrong. Can you get a hold of one of the doctors for us?
Thanks!"
Before
Rashid could answer, Quatre ran off to exact vengeance on Duo. Rashid shook his
head and went to call Dr. J.
After
calling Dr. J, Rashid went to find the five pilots - er - turtles. He found
them yelling at Duo, who was backed up into a wall, the other four advancing
menacingly on him.
"Rashid!
Heeelllllllppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Duo said, ducking between the
oncoming pilots and hiding behind Rashid.
"Ah,
Rashid," Quatre said, sounding quite civil, "what did the doctor say?"
"He
said since it was an accident, the effects should only last up to an hour,
probably less."
"An
hour, eh?" Heero mused. "Just enough time to disembowl-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Once
again, Rashid got knocked down by five stampeding turtles.
~ 45 minutes later ~
"Duo!"
Quatre called, "come out Duo, we won't hurt you!"
"BULL!"
came a shout from the other end of the garden
"Aha!"
Heero exclaimed
"Kuso!"
Duo fell out of his perch in a tall tree. The others pilots started for him,
but as they did, their shells and green skin started to shrink, leaving them
off balance. They staggered around for a few minutes, while Duo, quick to
recover, made good his escape.
"I
swear," Quatre said later as they collapsed in front of the TV. "that I will
never, NEVER, help Duo when he's bored AGAIN!"
"I
never want to see another turtle again in my life," Duo groaned
"You
brought it on yourself, baka!" Heero growled.
Trowa
flicked on the TV. They caught the tail-end of a theme song. A flash of green
and the song:
"Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Heroes in a half-shell -
TURTLE POWER!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Author's
Note: This fic was spawned by a discussion me
and my friends were having about TV shows we used to watch, like Samurai Pizza
Cats, Astroboy, the Secret World of Alex Mac, etc. Meg remembered part of the
theme song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and that is what this fic came
from. The line went: "Heroes in a half-shell…Turtle Power!" It went from Heroes
to Heero's in one easy step…
Duo: I hate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Ekaurii: Shut up, baka! *whacks Duo
upside the head*
Duo: O.o Itai!
Ekaurii: *sticks out tongue* Please
review!
