Hey guess what this is a new KFP fic from me Kingofworlds and if you don't know who I am I don't want you to know, not really but if you have read Jet and yes he died in the end, I say screw that I'm bringing him back through the power of story so enjoy this fic called Bad News Jet
"I am so furious right now I could spit nails! How the hell could you do something stupid like that?!" yelled a very pissed off Master Shifu, "Oh come on how the hell was I supposed to
know she was an undercover cop for crying out loud?! I was drunk outta my fucking mind!" Jet yelled back. Master Shifu was so furious a vein was popping out of his head, "As your
community service, you have to teach those misfit kids Kung-Fu!" he yelled, "Oh come on! That's unfair, I hate those kids anyway!" yelled Jet, but it was too bad because Master Shifu
made up his mind. Jet walked to the training grounds where he saw the kids running around and playing, all of a sudden one kid took a look at Jet, "Who the hell is this asshole?!" he
yelled, "Call me an asshole again and I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you're gonna have my claws for teeth" said Jet to the kid who wisely backed down, "Now I'm gonna
teach you pathetic losers Kung Fu, those who insult me, disobey me, or anything like that I will go to your house, kick your daddy so hard in his nuts so he cannot foul the Earth with little
scumbags like yourselves! I have 1001 recipes for kicking ass, ok?! I', not in the right state of mind so just do what I say and we'll be copacetic, CLEAR?!" he yelled and the kids just
ignored him and began playing, which unfuriated Jet, "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND WE'RE GONNA DO SOME KUNG FU, IF ANYONES GOT A PROBLEM GET THE FUCK OUT OF
MY CLASS!" yelled Jet at the top of his lungs, which got everybody and I mean everybody's attention, even the Five had looked up to hear what was being yelled. All the kids lined up out
of fear, "Better, now who here knows what Kung Fu means?" asked Jet
"Kicking Ass!" yelled one kid
"Fighting!" yelled another
"No mercy!" yelled one more
"NO! NO! WRONG! WRONG! NO! It's not all about ass whoopings and fighting, it is about patience and believing in yourself! Sure ass whippings come with the deal but it's more patience
and practice!" yelled Jet. All of a sudden Tigress decided to take a stroll on the training grounds, she watched Jet as he taught, but to no avail everybody wanted to learn how to kick ass,
Tigress could see Jet was at his boiling point because these kids were bad, "Alright listen up if you all don't get on the ground and meditate like Master Jet says, I'm going to sit on your
backs and make you do thousands of push ups like I did to Jet!" yelled Tigress, "Oh you had to bring that up, damnit! Come on!" replied Jet but each kid got down and closed their eyes
and meditated, Jet was stunned! "Looks like you could use a helping hand" chuckled Tigress as she put her arm around Jet's side [yes they're still dating] "Thanks babe, now we're gonna
whip them into shape whether they like it or not!" said Jet proudly
[END OF CHAPTER]
So what'd ya think, yes there is swearing and to those of you who are gonna bitch to me about swearing, save your breaths because you will be ignored or reminded of the First
Amendment.
