By Eli-kun
The children were all screaming, bouncing on the seats and generally behaving badly. "Sit down and shut up, or we'll all go back to class!" Gen yelled. The children obeyed until the bus started to move again. Gen gave up. He couldn't think of any way to control them.
Sakura ran back and forth throughout the school bus until Karin pulled her into the seat next to her. " Where's Ryu?" Sakura asked. " He's in the seat in front of us next to Ken." Karin responded. Sakura looked over and saw Ryu and Ken talking to each other. Ken was actually doing all of the talking. Sakura jumped over the seat onto Ryu's lap. "HI Ryu!" She said happily.
Dan noticed them. "Sakura loves Ryu!" He taunted in a singsong voice. "Well, yeah" Sakura agreed.
"Sakura and Ryu sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G…" Dan cut himself off when he realized that Sakura was happily joining in.
"Aw, you're no fun!" Dan complained. He noticed how uncomfortable Ryu was getting with Sakura on his lap. "Sakura, you should get off him. He looks like he's gonna cry." Sakura jumped back to her old seat. The thought of making Ryu cry horrified her.
E. Honda was playing Janken Pon with Sodom. Sodom didn't seem to understand the game. Dan leaned over to the seat in front of him and knocked on Sodom's armor. He said, "Knock, knock". Sodom didn't respond. Dan tried again "Knock, knock". He repeated this until E. Honda responded with "Who's there?"
" Aw, I wanted Sodom to answer."
" Aw, I wanted Sodom to answer, who?"
"Aw, I wanted Sodom to answer 'cause E. Honda ruined my joke."
"That wasn't funny."
" It would've been if Sodom answered, Fatty!"
" What did you call me?" E. Honda looked at Dan menacingly.
" Fatty!" E. Honda grabbed Dan's ponytail and continued to glare at him. "Gomen Nasai, Gomen Nasai…" Dan repeated until E. Honda finally let him go. E. Honda went back to his game of Janken Pon. Sodom still didn't get it. Dan knocked on his armor again, "Hello, anybody home?" Sodom stared at him. " Do you know how to play Janken Pon?" Sodom asked.
" Do you know how to play Rock, Paper, Scissors?" Dan asked.
" Uh…yeah."
" That's Janken Pon."
"Oh, why didn't E. Honda tell me that?"
Dan shrugged and went back to being a brat. "Sagat is a faggot. Sagat is a faggot. Sagat is…OW!" Sagat's fireball shut up Dan. Sagat started to taunt him "Dan is a loser. Dan is a loser. Just like his daddy". Dan remained silent. "I think you made him cry." Blanka commented. Dan buried his face in his hands. "He did not!" Dan sobbed.
Sagat immediately called Dan a crybaby. Vega, M. Bison, Rolento, Balrog and Birdie all laughed. The others weren't sure whether to join in or defend Dan. M. Bison's childish laughter became loud and booming. "Quiet you little brats!" Gen yelled. He was losing patience with them.
The children were quiet for a few seconds. They got bored and chaos ensued. Sagat started to play with Vega's hair. Rolento began to play with hand grenades. Balrog and Birdie were playing Bloody Knuckles. M. Bison and Cammy started to play Patty Cake. Akuma grumbled while driving the bus.
"Y'know Sagat was just being mean 'cause he knows you're right." Ken commented.
" Hey, Dan started it." Ryu commented.
"Shut up! I'm trying to get him to stop crying."
"I'm NOT!" Dan protested. He immediately wiped his face to prove his point. "Are we there, yet?" Dan asked repeatedly. Blanka, who was sitting next to Dan, gave him an electric shock to shut him up. Dan stuck his tongue out and went back to teasing others.
"Charlie has four eyes…OW!" Dan started to taunt. A sonic boom hit him. "Are you a masochist?" Blanka asked.
"What's a masochist?"
"Someone who likes to get hurt."
"Whoa, Blanka used a big word" Ken commented.
"Blanka's a brainiac!" Sakura commented. All the children started to chant, "Blanka is a brainiac…" Blanka growled to shut everyone up.
Gen was grateful for the momentary silence among the children. Unfortunately, the silence was brief. Dee Jay started to sing a reggae version of "Mary had a Little Lamb". Fei Long applauded.
" Fei Long is a Bruce Lee wannabe." Dan taunted. Fei long started to cry. The loud bawling made Dan very uncomfortable. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry! Don't cry! I'm really sorry. Gomen Nasai…" Dan babbled. Fei Long stopped mid-wail and smiled. "I fooled you," he said.
"Huh?"
"I was acting."
Dan face faulted which caused Blanka to give him another electric shock. Dan started to make fun of Chun Li's hair. The other children joined in despite the fact that most of them had odd hairstyles.
" I think her hair is cute." Charlie commented.
"Charlie loves Chun Li!" They taunted in a singsong manner.
"No, he doesn't!" Guile protested.
"Guile loves Chun Li!"
"No, he doesn't" M. Bison said.
"Bison loves Chun Li!"
"He does not!" Vega protested.
"Vega loves Chun Li!"
"Nuh uh!" Fei Long protested.
" Fei Long loves Chun Li!"
"He does not!" Ryu protested
"Ryu loves Chun Li!"
"He does not! He loves me!" Ken said.
"Ken, that's supposed to be a secret!" Ryu protested. Ken hugged Ryu. "I didn't want it to be a secret anymore, Ryu-chan" Ken said. "And you called me a faggot?" Sagat asked. Not that any of them even knew what he meant.
"Ken and Ryu sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes sex. Then comes…Um…" Dan started to taunt, "What comes after sex?" No one really understood what Dan was getting at. They were all too young to understand.
"It's first comes love, Stupid-head!" Chun Li said.
"Nuh uh!" Dan argued intelligently.
"Uh huh"
"Nuh uh"
"Uh huh!"
"Oh yeah, miss smarty pants? What comes next then?"
"Marriage"
"Ken and Ryu can't get married!"
"I know but that's how it goes. And after that the stork brings a baby."
"Nuh uh. Babies come from cabbages."
"Storks!"
"Cabbages!"
"Storks!"
"Cabbages"
"The storks plant the cabbages."
"Oh, okay"
Sakura started to cry. "Ryu doesn't love me!" She wailed.
"It's okay, Sakura-chan. I love you." Dan said. Sakura's bawling became even louder. " Sakura, don't cry. You're making Ryu-chan sad" Ken said. She stopped and said "Oh". Karin yawned.
The children started to play a game of telephone. This kept them fairly quiet and occupied. Guy started with "I am a Bushin master." Cody changed it to "Let's throw rocks". R. Mika changed it to "KOROSU!" M. Bison changed it to "I will dominate you. BwaHAHAJAHAHA!" Zangief changed it to "Nyet". Dhalsim didn't play along. He was meditating. It became "It's all shiny and new" by the time they got to Dan. He decided to change it to "Doshita?" The game ended with Sodom saying, "I finally won Janken Pon!"
