Time for Teletubbie Bye-Bye

Once after an episode of Teletubbies, 7 people were in a room together discussing about how to destroy those little butt-heads. We decided to give them new names and then blow them up so it wouldn't seem so harsh when we killed them.

Anyways, I had searched Teletubbies on the internet for images and I saw an illustration of their new names:

Tinky-Winky Tanky-Wanky (he loves himself (OMG))

Dipsy Tipsy (hopeless drunk)

La-la Ta-ta ("Time for tubbie- bye bye" they never saw her again )

Po Ho (obviously)

We all got into groups. (Due to the not wanting to have our cover blown, we created aliases for ourselves: AppleGirl, TexasLonestar, Old Lady, PossessedandDementedChocolateRabbit, Shotgun, I'mShortAndIHaveIssues, and Miranda.) They all made a plan to assassinate the Teletubbies.

I'mShortAndIHaveIssues wanted Shotgun to come with him, but Shotgun handcuffed himself to PossessedAndDementedChocolateRabbit so those three went after Ho. They decided that they would get the weapons for assassination and deliver them to the others.

AppleGirl and TexasLonestar and Miranda went after Tanky-Wanky.

OldLady tried to go with AppleGirl and the rest of them, but Mr. Swick came in and whisked her away to look for Tipsy.

"I CAN'T DRINK, I'M MORMON!" screamed OldLady as she was dragged (carried like Prince Charming carries the princess) away by her science teacher from last year. The look of things was very bad so Miranda decided to follow them just in case Mr. Swick got excited and possessed (OldLady is 12-13, you idiot! And I'm too young to write stories like this so he would not cause this story to have a lemon or any underage romance!)

I'mShortAndIHaveIssues went to the store to buy H-Bombs while Shotgun made sick jokes about PossessedAndDementedChocolateRabbit of sticking her hand in her (wow, it's hard believing he used that word on me. Yes, I am PossessedAndDementedChocolateRabbit) boobs. (On the bus he was doing that trick about licking one finger and poking with another one. I told him I wouldn't trust any finger and he said he wouldn't trust me because I stick my hand down my boobs. I don't, really.) PossessedAndDementedChocolateRabbit ignored him by singing the (very Fitting) Evanescence song, Whisper I know I can Stop the pain if I will it all away... I'm frightened by what I see, but somehow I know that there's much more to come...Immobilized by my fear, and soon to be blinded by tears… I'mShortAndIHaveIssues came out with every bomb & missile known to mankind saying that no one else would be able to find good weapons anywhere else.

"Oh, great," PossessedAndDementedChocolateRabbit thought. "More time being handcuffed with little mister Shotgun."

After delivering the weapons to everyone, we went to Ho's house. She was sleeping. (Not alone, you must remember her nickname.) We planted the bombs and made a run for it. When we got back to our universe, we called the rest of the people.

OldLady came crawling out of the T.V. after everyone else, because she said that she closed the portal to out of the T.V. so Mr. Swick couldn't stalk her.

Not really. We all had planted our bombs at the same time and came sprinting out of the T.V. Mr. Swick didn't come out thanks to OldLady, but when we turned on the T.V., we got a close-up of Mr. Swick's face and he said "I love you, my beautiful student!" (Aren't you glad that Miranda followed?) We smashed the T.V. and lived happily ever after knowing we blew up the Teletubbies.

But we haven't found Ta-ta yet...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes, it is really that easy to blow up some pre-school little twerps.