It was a beautiful day.
To die.
That's right. Today was the day everything in the world would fucking die.
Wesker woke up with a smile (An EVIL smile mind you) and grabbed his gun. He walked outside in his underwear. Because he was killing everyone in sight today, and who the hell wears clothes for that?
As the blonde sugoi master strutted down the street, a sudden feeling overcame his body as he suddenly looked back. There, in the distance, was a legend.
Albert felt a tingle in his anus as he looked upon this tan, steriod induced, boulder raping man.
"Alby, you've been a naughty booy. Cohme here. You knead spankings." It was a deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, DEEP, rippling voice that commanded the fucking aryan's feet to move. "You will no krill no one today. I love you to much."
"I LVE YOU TO BAE" Wesker whisper shouted, then proceeded to bend over and touch his toes.
"Good job exerciseing baebye you look good." Chris slapped the booty.
They had sex.
Then went home.
But Wesker killed everyone anyway, because he does what he wants. And that doing was Chris right after he killed everything.
But did he kill Chris? Find out next time.
Spoilers:
No.
