Ok… … … For all of whom thought I dropped off the face of the earth… … … well, Ok, I kinda did, LOL, but anyways, not the point. I came up with a BRILLIANT (In my opinion) Scenario in my spare time! Watch and be amazed… Er-um- READ! And be amazed! At the one and only BowSightScope's Original work…
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Hark the Angel's Seducing the Demon's… (Hark=Listen to)
"UUUEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" The Angel of might Cried… as the Purple Demon crawled towards it on all fours… … …
"HeerrrAAAAAA!!!" the Purple Demon Screamed back, Leaning down to devour the Angels innards… … … all of a sudden it stopped… looking over at the downed Red Demon, curiously… then Sympathetically… then almost happily… … … Shinji had long since been absorbed into his Eva; having almost NO control over its actions… it scooped out a MASSIVE blob of the Angels guts, the Angel Screaming in an unimaginable pain; regret for having challenged God in his synthesized form… The purple Eva Crawled to the red one with the Organs in its mouth, Depositing them there and Leaving it where it lay to go and collect the red units arms and head… … … it returned to the red beast…
After a moment of what can only be seen as "Studying" the other unit's condition, it simply blotted some of the organs onto the red unit's neck, or what was left of it… then Slooooooowly placed its head BACK on its shoulders… … …
There was a Shriek, a scream, if you'll call it that, form the suddenly REcapitated red Eva, It Writhed in pain as it Absorbed Asuka, Thrashing around like a three legged spider, only coming to a stop when the purple monster Bashed it across its head, knocking it dizzy, and Forcing it to look up at the Purple unit… their Six eyes connecter and Unit 001 screeched at unit 002, unit 002 responding in kind… … … on the shores of the LCL fluid Ocean… they Spoke… … …
"It has been a while hmm?"
"Fuck off with the Pleasantries, what are you Scheming?" Asuka's mother Growled, "What's the reason for you reviving me and FORCING me to Absorb that little bitch?!"
Yui Ikarii frowned agitatedly… "Don't speak that way of your own Daughter. The reason is simple… I am Bored. As are you, I KNOW that much…" Asuka's mom Scowled, "and I have taken a leaf out of my husbands book and created my OWN Scenario… though, it conflicts with HIS plans…"
"HAH! You had me at "Conflicts with his", anything to get back at him for… … … well, you already KNOW that now don't you?"
Yui Frowned, though, more sadly then anything else this time… "Yes… I do… Now… Here's my plan…" She said as though she was ignoring the comment… "All you have to do, is give her a pair of… *Indistinct mumbling* and a … *More mumbling*… … … and I do the same to him, but the opposite, do you understand?"
Asuka's mother was silent for a moment… … … "I… DO wish to see how that would play out… … … how Shinji would react to Asuka being a *Mumbling* and himself being a *Mumbling*…"
"Exactly! So… … … do you accept?"
"Indeed… … … now fuck off and go finish your end of the deal…"
Yui Smiled, knowing that She was serious in a sense, but at the same time, that's just how she was… … … The purple Eva Finished putting the red one back together… they both shut down, Misato panicking almost to passing out at the loss of BOTH pilots… … … then…
(Two days later: 1:29A.M.)
A sploshing sound… a gargle as Shinji Released the LCL fluid from his lungs…
"Bulp… … … unhhhhhg… where-? … the Eva hanger? … but then… where's-?" Shinji was cut off by the same noise as he had made before he landed Butt Naked on the semi cold floor… Asuka did the same… Just as Naked as himself… … … "N-… nooo… Asuka… PLEEEASE be ok…" He crawled over to her… she wasn't breathing… … … he reached over and placed one hand on her cheek… then… She simply let go, all the LCL fluid simply flowing out of her lungs, then her mouth, like a slow fountain… … … He smiled Weakly, Knowing that she had started breathing again… … … he got to his knees… … … then picked her up bridal style… BARELY managing to keep her up, the stood and began to walk… … … the security cameras were all on, but by some stroke of ungodly luck, they had all been at the OPPOSITE end of there rotation as the pair walked by… … … Shinji, Still Unaware of both of their full nudity, had simply walked off of the nerve Headquarters, and down city streets… It took almost an hour to get Asuka home while Carrying her… but he really hadn't noticed since he had been letting his feet Autopilot while he stared intently at her face, making sure she was still ok and breathing… … …when they got home… … … he made the WORST mistake he possibly could have, though, under the circumstances, its an understandable mistake… … …He walked into the house… Misato had been too upset to remember to lock, or even fully SHUT the door… it opened slowly and quietly… … … he walked to Asuka's room… Pen-Pen had seen them… Light from the refrigerator had flooded them into perspective… he dropped the beer he had been trying to steal, and slammed the fridge, BOLTING for his own bed in his own personal freezer… … …
Shinji simply placed her on the bed… ALMOST In a Fetal Position… … … they both STANK of LCL fluid, but he was too tired to really care… he laid down next to her, pulled her close for heat and comfort, their bare chests pressed, not TOO hard, against one-another… Shinji's right leg slightly between Asuka's, and her left leg slightly draped over his legs, as though they were Lovers who had just stayed in bed together all day, but were too tired to get out of bed even after they were done… … …
(The next morning)
Asuka Cooed into Shinji's chest, having moved her own head almost to his neck… … … "Hmmmmm… so… soooo warm… … … where am I? Am I … dead? … And what's this slow thumping?... … … this is a mattress… and this is a pillow… and this… this is my blanket and sheets… and this… this… this is… … …!!!!!!!!!
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Ok all, sorry for the short chapter… I apologize if the start was a bit choppy, but the story will make a LOT more sense later… LOL! I bet a LOT of you PERVS thought that the two Older women were gonna give THIS duo a sex change! Well HAH!!!! You're all-! Wait… naaaaah, I'm not telling yet, LOL, you'll just have to wait till the NEXT chapter, which I can promise will be up with in the next week, maybe even less if I get good reviews! So, this is BowSightScope, Signing out for now, Till next time, Keep on keepin on! L8RZ!
