Okay I had an idea and just started to write, bare with me though because it's probably going to have the ending that we all crave and desire. Please let me know what you think via review or PM's please because I'll only continue if it's wanted.

Thank you for taking the time to read the layout and I hope you enjoy

Linda (common_posh)

xoxoxox

Chapter 1

Since the departure of Joey there was only one thing on my mind, revenge. I wanted to hurt the man that aided my love to flee, he saw his chance and abused the situation, he was the one that kept pushing himself on me for a date. That unforgettable, not in a good way, night has haunted me ever since and just the thought of him, whom I now call 'THED'. Was enough to make me physically ill. Now there was another in whom I thought could replace my true love, but in his possessive and over-bearing ways I soon realised he could never and would never replace even a light bulb let alone someone so amazing, great, gorgeous, fantastic and incredibly witty loving person. I did indeed blame myself of course and in blaming myself I had devised a plan to outwit tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum. A lot had occurred in the past year, that to me had seemingly had dragged by. Once three months were up and Joey was no where to be seen, my hope had depleted daily and I fell into a pit f self-loathing and regret. Hampered by the knowledge that I had ruined my one true chance at eternal happiness. In this time Angelo, also known to me by another name of 'WART', had returned and had weaseled his way back into my unwanting arms. His 'mission', yeah like he could suss out his own way out of a paper bag he was so dense, was to stop a human trafficking operation. Ironically the brains of the outfit was none other than the bright spark 'THED'. How these two suddenly got brains enough not to be caught out in their double lives is beyond me. 'WART' ended up faltering and revealing everything to me and yes yet again I had to save the day. Okay so I nearly got shot but come on 'THED' is a useless knob so I knew he wouldn't have the balls to do it. So now again 'WART' has messed up and blabbed about the whole fake death and so now I can finally get my revenge on the two totally imbecilic and wastes of spaces. I'm going to enjoy every torturing pain wielding second. Now in order to get away with this plan, I have too put myself through a bit of an ordeal. I have to flirt with both of them, it is a terrifying thought but it will be worth it if all goes like it should and I get the end result I spend my nights dreaming of. I know 'THED' is with Martha and I feel guilty that I'm going to cause her pain but I'm sure I can entice him with my charms. And then there's 'WART' well he's just head over heels in love with me, bless the poor sap, it's rather worrying the lengths he will go to too keep me in his life. I love the fact that I am so straight laced and unthinkable to be the bad guy. Well I'm only the bad guy in matters of the heart as Ruby and Joey can tell you, but in the pure sense of the word I will never be realised or revealed as the villain and I'm going to enjoy my front row seat.

Now all I'm doing is explaining to you why I have decided that now is the perfect time for my revenge. It's the anniversary of Joey sailing away from me forever and the one thing I regret the most is when Ruby told me to go fight for her and I didn't. So in using these words I'm going to have some fun and I hope you all will enjoy the following. These words I have written are for no one to see yet everyone to read if you will. If ever harm should befall me I wish people to know the truth, to know that if there ever came a time I could be the spineless, heartless villain and that no one was truly safe if they ever crossed me. This might puzzle some and amuse others, maybe even scare the rest but I can't help what losing her has done to me and if I can't fight to get her back, as she appears to have disappeared. Making the two sad excuses for the male species fight, to the death, over me is a close second. Now I sign the rest away, I hope you all enjoy as I play, to be God if just for one day, I will face the circumstances come what may.

Yours sincerely lovelorn Charlie Louise Buckton

I set the scene for all to see, this life may seem a misery, but hope I have, that I can omit the drab. The day is cold as a winter's day should be as I awake stretching my arms painfully. Getting ready for the day ahead I dress in uniform and make my bed, setting up for a day of taunts I wear my hair quite loose to flirt. Arriving at the station eagerly I ruffle the pages hunting to see, whether 'THED' has been found. I sigh wearily as no sight has been seen, no cries heard and no wanton pleas. He walks in and my coyness starts, my lips embrace a painful smile. Oh how the end result will be worth the painful times that I now initiate.

TBC