It was a hard day of training, and Sasuke was beat. That idiot Naruto had gone all Kyuubi on his ass during a spar today, and Sasuke himself had gone all "second-level" right back, so it was exhausting.
He drug himself to his home in the empty Uchiha Compound. Flicking on the light, he went to his bedroom. He plopped in the chair in fron of his miiror. He looked at the bags under his eyes. He'd been missing sleep lately, although he was not sure why. Stupid Naruto. Stupid Orochimaru. Stupid hair. He looked up at his ridiculous hairdo.
"Alright, that's enough for the day," he told it.
His hair shifted, and jumped down from his head.
"Cluck."
"Good job, Henrietta. You make a great hairdo. Come on, it's time to go back to the coop."
He lifted the dark blue chicken off of the table and took it out to the coop for the night. As he went back to bed, he glanced at his reflection. A short blue fuzz was all that remained of his hair. It wouldn't grow after it all fell out the day the Uchiha Clan died. But, he dound this amazing chicken, and thus, he created a new hairstyle that no one could top.
He called it, the chicken-butt-do.
Stupid, but funny. Review, and tell me what you think.
