Hey you guys! I have a whole story finished right? Right but the thing is that my mom's computer is being stupid and won't let me upload it or save it to an USB so now I have to start all over! YAY, not so here it goes!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter!

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A horse faced woman with brown eyes glared at the two infants that were sleeping side by side. The one closer to her was her youngest sister's, Violet's child, a girl with dark black hair that shone blue in the light. The girl's eyes were the dark blue she remembered Violet's to be. She had heavy lidded eyes and pale skin she knew came from the girl's father. Then there was the boy, her other younger sister Lily's child. He had all of his father's features besides his eyes; those eyes were his mother's Petunia had no doubts about that. As she gazed at them she couldn't stop the tears that fell oh she would make sure those brats would pay when they were older! Who are these brats? Well these brats are Harry James Potter and his cousin James Erica Black. (Sirius lost a bet with James and had to names his first born after him, boy or girl.)

"GET UP! GET UP!" screeched an inhuman like voice that was so high that James thought her ears were bleeding.

"SHUT YOUR TRAP YOU DAMN WALKING DEMON WITH A VOICE LIKE NAILS IN A BLOODY BLENDER!" screamed James as she got up and hit her head on the shelf above and her knee on a the dresser that barely fit in the cupboard how she and Harry fit in there together never made sense to her either but whatever. Harry shot out of bed and the two fell out of the cupboard and down the stairs James's long black hair tangling itself around the two. As they lay sprawled out on the floor Dudley laughing hard in the background with Petunia snickering to herself. James couldn't stop the giggles and soon Harry was chuckling with her as they tried to get out of the actual hair net and not hurt James. Finally like magic James hair just fell off to her side and they started breakfast for there "relatives", loose word here folks.

"Mummy there are only 37 presents that's two less than last year." Dudley the fat ass of surrey said as he slowly started to turn red in the face.

"There's 38 and I solemnly swear if you tip the table I well smack you with your new racing bike." James snapped as she ate her food and glared at the two adults who opened their mouths to tell her off, they promptly closed them and ignored her.

"We'll get you two more presents while were out, how does that sound Dudikins." Petunia said as she hugged her son who she thought looked like a baby angle. Harry said he looked like a pig in a wig while James said that was an insult to pigs and that he looked like a mutated whale. It was very close to what the boy looked like indeed.

"I guess that's okay then." Dudley said as he looked at me a bit frightened as Harry chuckled quietly.

"Atta boy Dudley! Want his money's worth just like his old man!" Vernon said with a big smile putting an arm around him.

"That's sick." James muttered under her breath as she finished eating and began the dishes soon joined by Harry. The phone rang soon and Petunia left kitchen to answer it. James and Harry finishing the dishes sat at the table and began a staring contest that caught Dudley's attention and he kept looking back and forth like a tennis match. Then Petunia came in to the room frowning.

"Ms. Figg called she can't take them, broken leg." Petunia said as she glared at us spitefully causing us to blink then curse colorfully.

"Well who else can take them?" Vernon asked as he glared at the two who were poking each other and making faces.

"No one I can think of." Petunia said thoughtfully as she glared at us with malice.

"You can always leave us here." Harry piped up hopefully with a pout for good measure.

"And come home to the house in shambles I think not!" Snapped Petunia as she glared at him.

"It's not like we're going to blow up the house." Spat Harry as he glared back.

"Speak for yourself Harry; I so wouldn't mind exploding this house could you imagine the sight. Oh I could sing! Such wonderful mental images these are!" James said with a sing song voice as she twirled around, she went unnoticed by the others.

"I guess they could come along, and stay in the car." Petunia said as she watched James twirl around.

"No, the cars new. I guess we'll just give them some money and leave them be tell them to meet us at the entrance at three and if they're not there then we leave them." Vernon said as he glared at us.

"Fine but only 10 pounds each Vernon." Petunia said as they all went to the car. Harry mocked Petunia behind her back and James skipped to the car muttering, "Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh My!"

Harry chuckled at James as they got into the back seats with Dudley in the middle listening to a new Walkman he got for his birthday. James plucked out one of the ear plugs and listened with him as Harry stared out the window bored. Dudley glared at her but didn't take the earphone back and went back to listening to the song. After Vernon complained about James and Harry, the bank, James and Harry, his boss, James and Harry, and Motorcycles, (did I mention James and Harry?) they were at the zoo.

Please Review! Tell me how you like it and I don't really mind flames!

KrisxCross out~