Disclaimer: don't own anything

Disclaimer: don't own anything

Bella pov

I took a seat next to Edward. Charlie and I decided to go to church with the Cullens. None of us have ever been to this church before. It was a small church called Forks Friends Church. Everyone sat in a circle of chairs. Charlie took a seat beside me. The rest of the Cullens sat on the other side of Edward. The pastor sat in a chair in front of us. He started talking. "Today we are going to talk about Luke. Luke was a great man who…". Just then Emmett's cell phone went of and started playing his ring tone. His ring tone was "Baby got Back" by Throwdown.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers cant deny

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist

With a round thing in your face you get sprung

Emmett answered his phone. "Hello? Oh, ok, bye," Emmett closed the phone. "Wrong number," The pastor looked pretty mad. The rest of church went by really slow. That is why Emmett is never goin back to church.

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