I realize that I love Whose Line Is It Anyway? and Teen Titans! So, why not combine them both, but why does Fanfiction doesn't have Whose Line! So, NOTHING BELONGS TO ME except my character: Kaleidoscope! Enjoy~
Episode 1
"Good evening, everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version. He's half robot, half human...Cyborg! She's a Tamaranean princess...Starfire! She's a dark and mysterious empath from Azarath...Raven! And he's a green shape shifter...Beast Boy! Hello, I'm Robin and I'll be your host. Come on down, let's have some fun!"
Robin gave the introduction and went down over to the desk. "And welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Yup, the points don't matter like...like..."
"Superheros in an improv show." Raven quipped.
"Yeah, thank you, Raven. Now, how the show works is that during the show, these performers are gonna come up and make up stuff in a scene based on suggestions that we give them. And they don't know what's gonna happen and then I reward them with points, when the points don't really matter. I don't know why? Then I'll pick the winner and they'll do a scene with me. Get all that, 'cause I won't repeat again."
"Wait, why are we doing an improv show?" Cyborg asked.
"Apparently, Kaleidoscope {my OOC} love Whose Line Is It Anyway? and was sad when they made no more episodes, so she begged me to create a Teen Titans version. She's over there. She'll be the Laura Hall on the piano." Robin pointed to the cheerful girl on the piano.
"How come you get to be the host? You get to do nothing until the end." Beast Boy complained.
"Maybe, because he's the least funniest person on the team." Raven smirked. *audience laughs*
"Moving on. Now, let's on go to a game called Scenes From a Hat! This is for all 4 of you. What we did is before the show, we asked the audience to write down suggestion for things. We put the good ones in this hat and we're gonna see how many scenes our performers can do. Starting with...world's worst presents to give to the Titans." Cyborg and Starfire were on the left side and Beast Boy and Raven were on the right.
Beastboy: "Hope you like pink, Raven!" *Buzz*
Beast Boy: "Aqualad, here are some fish tacos." *Buzz*
Raven: "Hey, Jinx. Kid Flash told me to get you some good luck charms." *Buzz*
Beast Boy: "Want some tofu, Cy!" *Buzz*
Cyborg: "I got you some meat, Grass Stain." *Buzz*
Cyborg:"Merry Chirstmas, Robin! I got you porn." *Buzz*
"Yeah, funny thing is that he actually got me that for Chirstmas." Robin said and the audience laughs even harder. "Kay, ooh. I don't know if we should do this one...the opposite side of Raven." The audience 'ooh' the same like Robin.
"No, no. I'm fine, in fact I like to see this." Raven said.
Beast Boy: "Haha, that was a funny joke, Beast Boy." *Buzz*
Raven: "Sure, you can me 'Rae'" *Buzz*
Starfire: "Starfire, I would love to try on any outfits you pick for me." *Buzz*
Cyborg: "Can I play videogames with you, guys?" *Buzz*
Beast Boy: "Stankball? Okay!"
"Ok, I will stop it, just in case. Um...villains that the Titans would not let them join the good side. "
Beast Boy: "Robiny-poo!" *Buzz* (in case you don't know: Kitten) Robin and Starfire glared at Beast Boy, even though it was true.
Raven: "Trigon." *Buzz*
Beast Boy: "It is I, Control Freak!" *Buzz*
Raven: "Malchior." *Buzz*
Cyborg: "Titans, I'm back." (Slade) *Buzz*
Starfire: " Hello, sister-dear, I'm back from that disgusting pit you sentence me to." (Blackfire) *Buzz*
"Okay, that was great. 1,000 points for all of you. Let's go on to a game called Whose Line. This is for Beast Boy and Cyborg. What we did is that before the show, we asked the audience to write some stuff down and supply some random lines. And during the scene, they're gonna use those lines and the scene is...the Joker, Beast Boy, has trapped Batman, Cyborg, and is telling him his evil plan. Take it away..."
"Haha! I got you now, Batman! Now you can't stop me!"
"You won't get away with this, Joker!"
"Oh, this is just like the same as last time too. When you also said 'What's shakin, bacon?'. You knew I don't like bacon!"
"What is your evil plan this time?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
"It's always jokes with you. Like the time you said in front of Gotham City 'Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?' "
"It is true! My room was missing a ceiling! It rain on me for a week!"
"Is that your plan? Trying to steal everyone's ceilings?"
"Not this time! I have you trapped in my trap and you won't get out, unless you can figure this riddle 'What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.' "
"You and your impossible riddles! Like the last riddle you told me 'Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.' Howwas I suppose to know, you wanted a beer."
"I thought it was obvious! But it seems that you don't know, so I will tell you my plan anyways for some reason that evil villians do. As you can see I have stolen all the...balloons in Gotham City and will tie them to the egde of this city so Gotham City will fly up to the sky and the citizens will want to get down. That is where I will sell them this over-price parachutes."
"You monster! I will stop you faster than you can say 'Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
*Buzz**Buzz**Buzz*
"Thank you very much! We'll be right back with more Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version. Don't go anywhere."
"And welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. I'm Robin and we're gonna start off with a game called...party quirks. Starfire, you'll be hosting a party and Cyborg, Raven, and Beast Boy will be your guests. But the thing is that we given them a strange quirk or identity on these cards that they never seen before. And Starfire gets to guess who they are and I'll bring you one at a time with the doorbell."
"Oh, I can't wait until my friends arrive! I have made some new Tamaranean dishes!" Starfire beamed. *Ding-Dong* *Ding-Dong* Starfire pretended to answer the door. "Welcome, Friend Cyborg!"
"When I was a kid, we never had no dingy-ding bell. We had to knock!" (Old man complaining about the technology today)
"Oh...thank you for telling me that..."*Ding-Dong* *Ding-Dong* "Yes! Oh, Friend Raven, your here!"
"Oooh, look at me, I'm an alien that kisses people to speak their lanuage! And I make weird food that eats people!" Raven taunted. (Imitates her team mates of their weird qualities) "Oooh, look at me! I'm part robot with a weapon for an arm! Boo-yah! Boo-yah!"
"Now you see! Teenagers use too much computers and TVs. Back in my days, we were lucky to have a rock to play with."
"It's nice to...have you here..." *Ding-Dong* *Ding-Dong* "I'll get the door! Friend Beast Boy! How are you?"
"Oh my god! Girl, what are you wearing? That mini skirt with those boots? Reason why to wear a skirt is to show off the legs! You disgusted me!" (Gay fashion consulter who's judging everyone's clothing)
"I didn't know that my friends are so...different?" Starfire said confusingly.
"Everythings different! Back in my days, kids would wear proper clothing. Now run around in tights like this boy." Cyborg point to Robin. "Boy, are you doing ballet? And what is the point of that mask?"
"Oooh, look at me! I throw a bunch of toys and that makes me a superhero! And I'm in love with a girl who I never told my feelings until 5 seasons later."
"Ugh! Girl, you had the whole dark look until I saw that belt. Come on, black and violet with red and yellow! And YOU!" Beast Boy pointed to Cyborg. "You are practically NAKED! Put some pants on!" Then he pointed to Robin. And you are the worst one I saw! I mean you look like a traffic light!" And he gave him the hand.
"Oooh, look at me! I'm green and have a tofu obsession and have the smallest brain in the world!"
"Um...Friend Cyborg, you are a grandpa...you are an old man?" Starfire guessed.
*Buzz* "Yeah, that's it." Robin said. Cyborg went back to his chair.
"Um...Friend Beast Boy doesn't like our clothes?"
*Buzz* "Yeah, he's a gay fashion consulter." Beast Boy went back.
"And Friend Raven is a bad friend...she thinks she is everyone...um..she copys who we are?"
*Buzz* "Yeah, you got them all, Starfire!" Robin shouted while Starfire cheered. She and Raven went back to their chairs. "1,000 points to only Starfire. To the rest of you: don't mess with me." He glared at them. "Now let's go to a game called Narrate, this is for Cyborg and Raven. You two, are gonna act out a film noir scene and narrate each other at the style of music we select for them and what we need from the audience is an unlikely place for a film noir scene."
*audience shouts random places* "The playground! Okay, the playground is the place, so take it away!"
"I have been searching for the girl who have taken my little shovel when I was 5 in the sandbox. It has taken me 25 1/2 years to track her down. I found her here in the same playground." "Hey, don't I know you?"
"No, have we met?" "Of course I knew him. He was the same booger boy that use to put sand in my dress. I hated him, because that was my favorite dress."
"She thought she had me. But I played it cool. I was gonna trick her into telling me where was my shovel." "Alright, cut the act. I know you stole my little shovel when I wasn't looking, I want it back, NOW!"
"I have no idea what you're talking." "I really didn't know what he was talking about?""You mean the blue one, I-I mean what shovel?."
"Was there m-more than o-one?" *almost laughing*
"He was laughing at me." "Listen, I don't know any shovel. Maybe it was Kevin, the one who took all your toys.
"It made sense! He always like my toys, because he had a crush on my mom for some reason." "Thank you very much. "As in now I have to spent the next 25 1/2 years to find him."
"No problem." "It wasn't for some reason, Kevin was 35 years old. He just hangs around the playground, because little kids were the only people that can't beat him up." "Though, before you go. I did stole your pail."
*Buzz**Buzz**Buzz*
"Thank you! We'll be right back to find out who the winner is. Don't go away."
"Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version. Tonight the winner is Starfire! So to celebrate the 1st episode, we're gonna do a hoedown! With the help from Kaleidoscope on the piano. What we need is a suggestion form the audience to start us off."
*audience shouts random things* "What? Teen Titans couples? Alright, we're gonna do the Teen Titans couples hoedown. Kaleidoscope, take it away. Whenever you're ready. "
Raven: "When people watch Teen Titans, there was 1 couple they saw.
It was Starfire and Robin, and they made my skin crawl.
It was so obvious, oh man, oh brother.
The reason why Starfire won, because Robin loves her."
Beast Boy: "I've seen people write about the Titans on Fanfiction.
Boy, doesn't it create so much addiction?
The first one I saw, really scar me.
It was a romance between Aqualad and Speedy.
Robin: "Teen Titans couples have been going on for years.
When the show ended, it brought everyone to tears.
There were lots of pairings that was made,
the worst pairing I ever saw was with me and Slade.
Cyborg: "Remember that one time a girl kissed me,
when Control Freak zapped us in our TV.
Here is some news for all the single girls.
Beast Boy's the only guy that never kiss a girl."
All: "Never Kiss A Girl!"
"Dude! Seriously!" Beast Boy yelled at Cyborg.
"*laughing so hard* We'll be right back (haha) with m-more Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version. (haha) Don't go nowhere. (haha)"
"And welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version. Tonight, we're gonna have Beast Boy read the credits and I want you to read the credits as...the gay fashion consulter who's judging everyone's clothing. Thanks for watching, everybody, goodnight. See you next time."
"Oh my God! Glen Murakami, that shirt is so wrong! Linda M. Steiner, you can't rock those shoes! AJ Vargas, what kind of outfit is that? Matt YoungBerg, I can't you wear that! Omg! This whole planets need some help! What are we all wearing these day? This may be Warner Bros. Animation, but can't we all have some decent fashion sense! Story created by Kaleidoscope13579, and man, does she dress and look a boy!"
I hope you like! Sorry if it's not that funny. And I want to know if you, viewers think it's good enough to have episode 2.
If you do then, tell me who do you want to see in the next episode. It can be anyone in the Titans and who do you want to see be replace? And tell me some games you like to see, like Question Only, Song Styles, or Greatest Hits. Thank you! R&R~
Note: the people names, Beast Boy called out are actually the people from the Teen Titan's credits.
