Hey Guys! This story is completely stupid and pretty funny, well, I think it is. Please enjoy reading!
I dont own Shugo Chara!
"Guardians, and former guardians, welcome to the Royal Gardens for our annual meeting!" Tadase said excidedly.
"Hotori… Why am I here?" Kukai asked.
"Shuttttt Upppp!" Tadase yelled, staring at him intently.
"U-uh so-sorry dude…" Kukai mumbled.
"So guardians, lets discuss our weekends! Hinamori-san, you first."
'Damn, why me?' Amu mentally cursed. "Well," she began, "it started off with me and Ikuto at the mall…"
"THE MALL? WITH IKUTO!" The Guardians exclaimed loudly.
"That's I said." Amu replied. "Well you see we were walking."
"No way you were WALKING?" Yaya yelled out.
"No duh Yaya go eat some candy and SHUT UP!" Amu yelled.
"Yaya says fine!" Then Yaya stormed out of the Garden.
"As I was saying, we were walking and we saw this tall guy, he had blond hair, really buff too. He was the hottest, sexiest, handsomest…" Than Amu trails off in a daydream.
"AMU! WAKE UP!" The Guardians yelled.
"Wha-What? Oh…" She slightly laughed and carried on with her story, "so Ikuto noticed him and said to me, 'Oh My God, that guy is HOT!' and then Ran," Amu gave Ran an evil glare, "chara changed with me and I told him 'Oh yes that guy is EXTREMELY HOT~' and then Ikuto asked me if we should 3 way with that guy and I told him 'Oh yes!' then that night the 3 of us 3 wayed…"
"OH GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE FOR MY LITTLE MIND!" Yaya yelled.
"I thought you left." Amu said.
"I did but I wanted to here the story but I guess I shouldn't have because you are GROSS Amu-chii!"
"I didn't even finish…"
"You don't have to Amu-chan, I think we get what happened…" Nagi said.
"I agree with the crossdresser, please don't finish." Rima said somehow keeping a straight face unlike the rest of the group.
"Well we did 3-way but it was a 3-way conversation. We talked for like a few hours. The conversation was pretty groovy."
"The little pink haired girl is 100 percent correct." A mysterious voice said.
"Who is that?" All the guardians asked in unison.
"Why its me," he jumped onto the table, "Ikuto."
Utau appeared out of nowhere and yelled, "IKUTO!" and then she jumped on him and they both fell on the ground somehow both unharmed. "Ikutooooo I loveeee youuuuuuuu!"
"Utau get off me!" Ikuto yelled and he tried to push her off.
"….Kukai isn't that your girlfriend…" Amu asked him.
"Le-let's not talk about it." Kukai said, "I-if we go now, they won't notice…" Kukai turns to run as the guardians stare, shocked.
"I thought you were over this phase and liked that gay, soccer kid!" Ikuto yelled while trying to get Utau off of him.
"I'm not gayyyyy," Kukai whined.
"Kukai's okay but 3-wayed with a guy, that's so HOT!"
"Wow. Thanks," Kukai said.
"Hear that? That's Souma's heart being broken." Nagi said.
Kukai gives Nagi a death glare.
Ikuto somehow gets that rabid girl off him and takes off running. "HELP MEEE!"
Utau runs after him, "My sweet Ikuto! Come backkk!" Runs back to Kukai, "Ramen later? Yeah, okay, bye!" She runs off again.
"I don't think I want to be around her… I'm scared." Kukai said rolling up into a ball.
"Kukai are you going to be okay?" Amu asked.
"No, no I'm not," He replied.
Amu pulls Kukai up, "lets go before you decide to go emo."
"I already ammmmmm!" He cried out and pretended to slit his wrists with an imaginary knife.
Amu slaps Kukai, "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!"
"I-I-I-I-I - I'm so over this." Kukai said.
"Wow he bounces back quick..." Tadase commented.
"So do you guys wanna ditch school and watch Utau hunt down Ikuto?" Rima asked.
"YES!" They all yelled and they skipped happily out of the Royal Gardens.
THE END.
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