I have to write a Christmas fanfiction for school over winter break as an assignment. I posting it so I can get feedback on it before I read it in front of my class. Please review. It's true my family really does celebrate Festivus.

Now take note this is not about Christmas. It's about a different holiday that should never exist. And also note that in this story there is a mention of Donald Trump, who as you know is a real president not like the last time when I made up a president. Fred Barker doesn't exist.

When Donald Trump was reelected in 2020 he started taking away our constitutional rights. We could no longer trash talk him in public and we couldn't publish anything bad about him in the media, so I don't know where the late night hosts get their jokes from now. Anyway Donal Trump started to take away our freedom of religion by taking away Christmas. No more Christmas, but don't worry yet it was replaced by Festivus. Now because you probably have no idea what I'm talking about let me fill you in by taking you back in time. Festivus has been around for the past 22 centuries. But, many years ago Frank Costanza was getting his son George a doll for Christmas and as he was grabbing the last one so did another man. They fought and the doll was destroyed and Frank came out saying, "There's got to be a better way!" This is when the modern Festivus was born. Now this is how you celebrate, there is no tree. There is a aluminum pole that requires no decoration because Frank Costanza finds tinsel "distracting". Then is the Airing of Grievances. At the dinner table you all sit around and tell every person how they have disappointed you in the past year. The first time I celebrated Festivus, in 6th grade, every single one was about me! Lastly is the Feats of Strength. This can be done in an assortment of ways. My family does arm wrestling. Frank Costanza does it by choosing one person to wrestle him and Festivus doesn't end till he gets pinned.

I strongly dislike Festivus and I have come from the future to warn you. Tell every adult you know. Do not vote for Donald Trump again in 2020, because this is what our world comes to. Thank you and have a nice rest of the day.