So I KNOW Escape Pods Should Never Fail should be my top priority, but I have been listening to a certain web comic and I have gotten a lot of inspiration from it. If you guessed Homestuck you are correct. Mwahahaha. And actually, it is AWESOME. If you search Homestuck on YouTube you will get a complete series of several people reading Homestuck. Anyway, that's beside the point, I am making a Homestuck fanfiction and it is about if there was another human along with John, Dave, Rose, and Jade. Also, there will be more characters, but you will have to wait and see. When the words are in italics that means the narrator is speaking. Now let's get to the story!
Chapter 1
A kid and sburb
Now who shall this young gentlemen's name be? Your name is Tom. Your tag is Programming Life or PL for short. You enjoy watching your old Batman movies. And you have also taken up programming video games. You are being pestered again. You check your old computer. Not him again.
OutInSpace began pestering ProgrammingLife
OS: You still are programming life, huh?
PL: What do you want now?
OS: Did you get sburb yet?
PL: And why do you care?
OS: Because it will save your life.
PL: What?
OS: You really understand nothing, do you?
PL: Yeah, I really don't. Especially after you told me you were an alien, I REALLY don't get that. Or maybe it is because YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED! THREE TIMES.
OS: The first time was indirect because of me. The other two times were definitely me.
PL: See this is why I don't trust you. Because of things like THAT.
OS: …
PL: That's the doorbell be right back.
OS:...
OutInSpace ceased pestering ProgrammingLife
Yes! And NO! It's Sburb. I guess I should tell him…
ProgrammingLife began pestering OutInSpace
PL: Fine I got it. Now, what do you want?
OS: Let me be your Server Player.
PL: What. The. Heck. Is that?
OS: Did you read the manual?
PL: …
OS: I control some of the environment and help you throughout the game.
PL: HA! You really think I'd LET YOU!
OS: We used to be friends, you know…
PL: WORST. MISTAKE. OF. MY. LIFE.
OS: …
PL: We used to be friends before you tried to KILL me, several times.
OS: Two times. The first was not me. And anyways, it made you like this. Look you're not dead and all I did was send some enemies to you. And you took them on AND won.
PL: YOU SENT THIRTY PEOPLE WHO MUST HAVE HAD THE STRENGTH OF A HUNDRED LIONS.
OS: ... No, no they did not.
PL: Dang! Can you let someone be right?
OS: No.
PL: … You're going to be my server player no matter what, right?
OS: Yes.
OS: Install the game.
OS: Now.
OS; Tom?
OS: Tom I demand you answer me.
OS: TOM!
ProgrammingLife ceased pestering OutInSpace
You're not going to let HIM be your server player. And then you do. Because you do. You are not sure why you do this.
You are Vriska. Your troll name… you should already know this, shouldn't you? Anyway, you know this human. And you don't care if Karkat finds out. But, you need to keep him a secret at least for now. Anyway, it's fun ruining people's lives.
When you let OS be your server player he deploys the usual things and then goes to build up your house more. But, only so much one can do without grist. And lots of it.
OutInSpace began pestering ProgrammingLife
OS: See, I am a good server player. Can't we be friends?
PL: No.
OS: Why not? Isn't this a normal thing for humans to do? Helping one another?
PL: Why not?! Have you forgotten about the past?
OS: ...
PL And stop with your "I am an alien" crap!
OS...
ProgrammingLife blocked OutInSpace
Finally, now you can focus on getting grist. Tom prepare to fight... wait a minute... what are you thinking?! You surely must prototype your kernelsprite. You decide to go to your room to see what to prototype with. You look around your room. You have several Batman posters as mentioned before, but you are not ready to meet Batman. And then you have a picture of you and your lusus. You have no idea what you just said and you don't want a floating picture frame or something like that. You look over to your desk. It is however just a desk, with an AWESOME computer. I mean you could go on and on about how it's graphics card is the- we don't want to hear that! Get to prototyping your kernelsprite! You decide to grab your favorite lion plush, which no one is meant to see.
That means you, narrator!
Fine Tom, I'll just turn away and see? Now get to prototyping! You chuck the plush at the kernelsprite and it glows before the chapter ends of course!
Mwahaha, another cliff hanger! Who is OS? What is Vriska doing here? I obviously know all these, but you don't! I am going to have OC contests so if you want to submit one, be my guest! Here is the form-
Character's name-
troll/human-
Pestertag-
Lusus/Guardian/Parent/Etc-
And again,
Tony22445
Signing Out
