For some reason these two refused to flirt with each other so this was the best I could do. All the Smythofsky week fics I'm posting fit within the same universe (except for the AU one for obvious reasons).


"Ask me how you get a guy."

"What?" Dave stared at the warbler who had appeared out of nowhere on the barstool beside him in complete bewilderment.

"The last time you asked me, I was pissed because my dad had just tried to set me up with the daughter of one of his business partners for the third time in a month, which is no excuse for the things I said to you but it's the only one I've got. I want to show you how I would have reacted if I hadn't been in a crappy mood."

"Look, if you're doing this because you feel sorry for me or–"

"–I'm doing this because it's recently come to my attention that I'm an asshole and I should probably try to make up for some of the douchey things I've done. I'm starting with you because giving the incredibly attractive guy I turned down because I was having a bad day a second chance seemed like the most fun."

"Ok, now I know you're lying because there's no way you think I'm attractive."

"Are you kidding? You have the sexiest arms I've ever seen."

"Fine, I'll bite. How do you get a guy?" Dave figured if he played along he could get this over with quickly and then Sebastian would leave him alone. And it was kind of nice to be able to imagine, even just for a few minutes, that someone like Sebastian could be interested in him.

"I think you just got one. Want to dance?"

"Sure, why not?" He wasn't sure whether to be annoyed or amused by the whole situation.

"Awesome." Sebastian wrapped a hand around Dave's arm and led him onto the dance floor.

Later that night, Dave left the bar with Sebastian's number newly entered in his phone. "Just, you know, in case you want a gay friend that doesn't dress like a circus performer."


A/N: For those of you reading Nothing More, I will hopefully get back to writing it soon. The semester from hell is almost over. I'm hoping that writing these drabbles will help me get back into the characters' heads so I can write more fluidly when I have time.