Chapter 1: Rude Awakening It was about six o'clock in the morning. Samus had gotten back to her house late the previous night, and was sleeping peacefully when-"SAMUS!" some one shouted. Samus sat bolt upright. And then she realized who shouted and was extremely irritated. "What? I'm trying to sleep, Ghor." Samus exclaimed. "I'm sorry. I can't sleep." Ghor explained. "Seriously? Go back to bed." Samus said. "No, I literally can't sleep. So I decided to make pancakes. But I can't figure out what this thing is." He explained while pointing to the stove. "Jeez, Ghor! It's the friggen oven! You use it to cook food!" Samus explained. "Oh. Also, how do you even make pancakes?" Ghor asked. Samus groaned. "I'm a human! I friggen need the sleep. It's like you needing to charge your batteries." Samus said. "Ooooh. Okay. I'm adding that to my Human Biology file." Ghor said. "Can I go back to sleep?" Samus pleaded. "Yes. I'll look up the recipe on the internet." Ghor said. "Goodbye, Ghor." Samus said. "Goodbye." Ghor replied. Samus trudged back up the stairs, opened the door to her room, and barely made it to her bed. She wasn't in bed for more than five minutes when Ghor called-"SAMUS!" "I'm gonna kill that robot." Samus muttered.
