one day, homewr simpson was skipping work because he wanted to eat donuts. he drove to his usual dont palaxe, ordering a big box of donuts. he was eating them in the car, covwring his motuth with frosting. homer then thought about eating more donuts, so he tried to go back to the shop, but he got lost along the way.
"doh," homer said. "where am i?"
it was not springfield, homer though t oto himself. he got out of his car and found that he was in a swamp. a big smelly swamp. homer's clothes were getting muddy so he took them off, leaving himself naked.
"that's better, let's see," homer said. he walked further until he reached a house. a muddy swampy house. homer peered into the window and heard some beautiful music.
"somebody once told me," the voice said, "the world is gonna roll me..."
homer screamed. "oh no!" homer screamed. "smashmouth! i must be in shreq's swamp!"
the door opened and revealed the big green orge man and... shaquille o'neal? apparently, the basketball player was fucking the ogre as they were both nude.
"what are YOUi doing here?" shrek asked.
"hey man i was just looking for some donuts," homer said.
"that's a nice cum stained face homer," shaq said. "let's get down to business."
"to defeat the huns?" homer asked.
"no," shreak said. "to prolapse your ass!"
homer was quickly dobule teamed by shaq and srek. in homer's ass was the basketball plaery while shrek mouth fucked homer. homer was steretched out in disbelef as shaq came in homer's colono. shrek came too and filled homer's mouth with shrek sperm. both men were exhausted as homer was let go. homer ran like a little girl back to his car and drove home.
"that was great," shrek said.
"i know," shaq said. "wanna go fuck someone else?"
who do they fuck next?
