Terror of the High… Chairs?

Barbossa's stole Jack's toy ship,

And Will's begun to cry,

Norrie's trying on many wigs,

And Beckett thinks he can fly!

Davy's found a brand new pet,

And Lizzie thinks she's Cinderella,

Jack's stopped crying for a while,

But is now pining for Arabella,

Bootstrap's nowhere to be found,

And Gibbs is wearing a dress,

Ragetti and Pintel have started to fight,

They're making such a mess!

Barbossa's not giving Jack his toy,

And Davy's pet needs to be fed,

It's started to break up the place,

I think they should go to bed,

And I think that's what I'll do,

I've ushered them up the stairs,

But wait what's this?

I've forgotten their teddy bears,

Now there's more fighting,

And Cotton's Parrot is squawking,

Oh No! Jack's found some rum,

Now he'll never stop talking,

Gibbs has finally given in,

And has removed his dress,

Ragetti and Pintel have stopped,

But there's still all this mess!

Finally I manage to get them to sleep,

They really are quite wild!

Although they are rather cute,

I'm never having a child!

A/N Okay another random poem from me. This one is really weird. Just shows what insomnia does for you. Hope you enjoy it.