A/N: A little... thing I had in my head. Just had to get it out.
Harem
"You know, the Hokage practically has a harem to his name, right?" One platinum blonde girl said abruptly, making a bubblegum pink-haired girl spit her drink.
"W—what? What brought that on?" The blushing rosette spluttered, obviously not expecting that. She had no idea what the blonde was thinking, but she knew deep inside of her that, whatever it was, it was more than likely not good.
"Well, it's true isn't it? I mean, ever since we were genin, he had been subtely charming the women you encounter on your, well, his if you think about it, journeys."
"What?"
"It's true! I mean, there's this girl from the rice country, then there's the princess from the land of snow, then there's Hinata and Hanabi-chan, and then there's Shion, you know, the priestess. I heard that sand chick has the hots for him, since he defeated her brother. Oh, there's Shizune-san and Godaime-sama too. Oh, and there's his ever growing fan base. I think I overheard someone say that it's grown at least three times larger than that of Sasuke's fan club, and that's saying a lot."
The pinkette was at a loss for words, her mind unable to formulate coherent thoughts at the moment. She never though of the blonde's fame in that way before.
"Naruto really is pretty popular, now that I think about it."
"I know, I just told you that. Oh, and I heard that if Naruto ever swinged 'that' way, He would still get a large following, some say larger than that of his current following." The thought brought shivers to the spines of both the kunoichis and decided that they will never think about things in 'that' line of thought ever again. Albeit a Naruto in 'that' kind of relationship was... hot... in a sick, twisted way to the two.
"Well, I don't care anyway. I don't even know why you mentioned it."
"I figured as much. You've practically got him wrapped around your little finger ever since childhood."
"I so do not!!"
"Sure, and I got a date with Sasuke when I was 12."
"I'm—wait, you got a date with Sasuke back then!?"
"God, you ARE an idiot." The blonde smirked at the pinkette before continuing. "And I thought you were smart. It's called sarcasm, you know."
"Yeah, well, whatever." The pinkette dismissed, obviously flustered. She couldn't care nonetheless. She knew he would never leave her, for obvious reasons. 'I'll pummel his head in if he ever cheats on me. Or worse.'
Satisfied with the resolution of her thoughts, she smiled.
Harem or no harem, Naruto was still her Naruto.
(Break... Break... Break... BREAK!!)
A/N: Cliche, sappy, corny, mushy, weird, cheesy, call it whatever you want. Just remember to put it in the reviews section. Reviews make people write faster (no approved therapeutic claims.), so go ahead and push that button!
