It was as strapping day in Ooo when Finn and Jake wondered by. Jake then said, "Let me get some tunes a-rollin on my viola!" So he started playing. Finn was listening but Jake didn't know that the bow got notched on the wood(the bow being the stick thing you use to play it.). Soon Jake accidentally got it stuck and the bow was strung like it was in a bow! And yes it did shoot like a bow…into Finn's eye. Finn flipped out his eye gouged with Jake's viola bow he shouted he was sorry but Finn pulled out his sword and slashed Jake's right arm off! Jake screamed in agony as Finn was babbling incomprehensibly.

Jake picked up a near by mace and bashed Finn with it breaking his left arm! Things were getting tense now! As Finn shrieked in pain he picked up a knife and slashed Jake in HIS eye. Then Finn and Jake out of the blue started kissing with each other for no reason. Princess Bubblegum game along and she asked what they were doing then Finn (Censored For protection of younger kids instead read this very loving oh too late) soon PB was as dead as could be. Then Jake took his trusty mace and pounded PB's remains to dust which blew away. They engaged battle once more with Finn pulling a revolver on Jake and blowing him down. Now with a bullet in his gut, Jake was straining to get steady when a huge Cyclops came and kicked him away. Then a magical Rainbow Beast came and tried to kill Finn for no good reason!

As Finn ran away Jake found a shotgun to kill Finn with. Finn running for his life was saved by Tree Trunks who was armed with a Uzi and two handguns. Finn went up to Tree Trunks and thought about thanking her but instead he stabbed her and took her weapons. Finn was then hit by a harpoon in the shoulder by Jake who was floating above in a hot air balloon

Finn then took a discarded crowbar and Gordon Freeman style tried to escape but Jake reeled him in. Finn then took his crowbar andFinn grasping in pain slammed the crowbar over Jake's head, of which Jake was falling unconscious. Soon Finn took Jake by the head and almost threw him into the hot air balloon's flame. But he was saved by Lady Rainicorn who flew out of the blue knocking Finn out of the balloon.

Finn was falling, Fortunately he fell onto Lumpy Space Princess, Who at the time was floating along. He nearly killed her but to put her out of her misery Finn impaled her with his crowbar, Killing her. Jake was felling better was Lady Rainicorn found a healing potion any easily healed Jake but soon Finn blew the Rainicorn out of the sky! The potion splashed all over him, Healing him of all his wounds. Finn then took a axe out of a nearby tree and hacked into Jake who then SMASHED his viola over Finn's head. Finn screamed but then, Jake took a bow and arrow and shot Finn in the stomach, hurting him badly.

Not far off Stanley the Watermelon came by armed with 8 Flamethrowers and bazookas attacked Finn and Jake Finn tried to kill Stanley but he pulled out and AK-47 and blasted Finn down then he shot his bazookas then brought out and RPG and shot Jake. Jake got blown in to bits but was still alive. Then Stanley called the Magical Pegacorn to fly him away and give him praise. Finn and Jake woke up in the Candy Kingdom Hospital, Both on tables. Nurse Poundcake said they were pretty bashed up but they fixed them. Finn replied by taking a nearby syringe and jabbing the nurse's eye out. As she was screaming Doctor Icecream came in wondering what was going on but Jake took a bone saw and killed the doctor as well.

How will this end? will finn and jake ever make up? have they alreaty by killing the nurse? what will become of Stanley?

Find out next time in…. ADVENTURE TIME: Hospital Mayhem !