NaruNeji…uh…various…uh. Well, Naruto x Whoever is occupying Neji's body.


"N – Naruto-kun…!"

Naruto stared.

And stared.

And stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared just for the heck of it.

…And stared.

Then he let out a squeak and fainted.

-

Neji Hyuuga was furious.

Well, as furious as he could be with Hinata's face…which was pretty furious looking because Hinata just didn't have that expression.

"Hinata-sa – AH!"

The poor maid who no one cared about ran out of Hinata's room, pier to her glare, faster than Chouji. Which was saying a lot because she was old and she was slow. And because no one cared, Hinata's glare drilled through her back and she screamed.

But such matters did not matter.

What did matter was that Neji Hyuuga was in his cousin's body, in which said cousin was a girl. And it was Hinata's for god's sake, just…ugh. Yes. Ugh. The foul sound escaped Hinata's mind and out to the world. This was going into world history, because Hinata did not Ugh.

…Yeah, fine, it's starting to sound wrong.

And so Hinata…Neji…Nejata grunted again and locked herself/himself in Hinata's room all day.

She should be glad he was not Jiraiya, Neji mused.

…Actually…

(Kidding.)

-

Meanwhile, Hinata walked out to the streets, humming softly to herself as she failed to realize that she currently occupied Neji's body. Not in that way.

She felt pretty good today. When she woke up, her hair was longer. It was all silky and soft, and it was a dark brown. Why it was brown she could not comprehend, but that did not matter. She'd caught Naruto-kun staring at Neji-nii-san's hair quite a lot, and it seemed like he was obsessed. So now that a similar style was on her, maybe he'd notice…

She'd felt abnormal in the lower regions and her chest felt lighter, but she was not about to look even if it was her own body. Or so she thought… Anyways, when she went into the bathroom, she saw that the mirror was not there. That was awkward…she only remembered Neji-nii-san breaking the mirror accidentally yesterday (he was in a fit of anger…). And that was in Neji-nii-san's room, she doubted that he'd break hers…

After a moment of feeling a low sinking feeling in her chest, she peeked out cautiously.

There was no pink. No colours, it was so…dull and boring…

Her eyes widened.

LIKE ZOMG –

"Neji?"

A voice, gruff and off and uncontrolled rang into Hinata's ears where it became silk.

"Na...! N – Naru – Naruto-kun!"

Naruto looked at her like she had grown two heads. "Yeah. Hey, why are you blushing?" An eyebrow was raised, then eyes were widened. "And you just called me Naruto-kun!" His eyes then widened even more, to an impossible degree as more facts sank in, "And you were stuttering!"

Hinata felt her cheeks heat up even more than before. She was too busy thinking of the word 'Naruto' that she failed to realize her voice was deep. Very deep.

Naruto continued. "Oh my god, you blushed and you stuttered and you're shy and your voice is high – " He suddenly stopped.

Hinata was sure his eyes popped out of his sockets as he said his next word carefully.

"Neji."

Hinata titled her head in confusion.

"…Neji…?"

Just then, Naruto screamed.

And as realization finally sank in, Hinata screamed too.


Very, very short. Bad attempt at a cliff hanger. Not a one shot. I'm having too much fun writing this.

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