hiii kids :)
sunshine here, and i'm reposting this story that i posted a very long time ago and it got deleted for some reason. it's purley comedy. not meant to offend anyone, and last time it was up, it did get some good laughs.
NOTE: last time there was a casting call, and i dont want to have to re-write it. so i'll disclaim the peoples characters to their rightful people who responded to the casting call last time. i hope there wont be a problem, because they wanted to be in the story last time, why not this time? hah :)
summary: there's always been a mary sue... but what if there was a guy version of the evil that disgraces our dear fanfiction? a guy named dan-jack...
disclaimer: newsies it not mine, duh. i'll disclaim the characters i do not own in the next chapter, for that is where they appear. OH! i dont own the one camp-fire-song "sippin cider" either, and if you dont know how it goes... then... make up a tune in your head. :D
OKAYSOLETSSTART!
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On day, some of the girl newsies from the Manhatten Lodging House were walking on the side walk, talking and laughing. There was Sunshine, England, Joker and Hippy. Suddenly, out of no wheres a boy fell out of an alley. Two boys came after him, with sticks risen in the air.
"WHY WONT YOU GET BEATEN UP!" one of the screached. The boy just smiled and grabbed the sticks out of both the boys hands' breaking them like toothpicks. He used but one single hand to give both boys a punch that sent them flying at least 8 feet away. The group of girls had been studying him, andSunshine thought he had a nice ass. All of a sudden. The boy fell down, his sandy blonde hair falling dramatically into his eyes.
"gasp!" said Hippy.
"What shall we do?" asked Joker, sounding like a five year old.
"We shall take him to the Lodgin House, for Jack's staying approval!"Sunshine said leader-ish-ly. They picked him up andSunshine made sure that she got to hold his ass up.
When they walked into the Lodging House, they barged through the door to find Medda and Kloppman having Tea!
"Oh! Were we interupting anything?" Asked England innocently, holding the sandy-haired boy's feet.
"No! just having tea with my Fiancee," Kloppman said, gesturing to Medda, who smiled and blushed. The girls screamed and dropped the boy with a smack on the ground.
"LIKE WOW! OMGZORZ!1! Ohhh Medda, wont Jack be sad?" Joker asked. Medda shooke her head.
"He has Sarah," Medda said.
"! I hate Sarah! I shall be her downfall and Jack shall fall for MEEEEEE!" Joker jumped up and down.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT RACETRACK! AND KID BLINK! AND SKITTERY! OH MY GOSH!"Sunshine screamed and hyperventalated.
"Well… Kid-Blink shall find the Mayor's Daughter and hook up with her, and Skittery has YOU Sunshine!" Medda folded her arms.
"Oh yeah! That's right!"Sunshine said and laughed nervously.
"RACETRACK!" screamed England.
"He has a crush on a girl in the Lodgin House," Medda Shrugged.
"I see…"Hippy thought. She had no man in the house and was planning to become: Either the Mayor's Daughter, or to become the girl Racetrack had a crush one. Feh! Hippy's a loser.
"Oh! I see a boy on the floor! What is he doing there!" Medda asked, and random orchestra music flowed through the air, and the girls broke out in song.
(In the tune from 'Sippin Cider'.)
"Well we were walking!"Sunshine started.
"Here to there!"Hippy finished.
"We just got ice cream at the fair!"England informed.
"WELL WE WERE WALKING HERE TO THERE! WE JUST GOT ICE CREAM AT THE FAIR!" The all sang loudly. Medda nodded, like they were talking, not singing.
"Then all at once," Joker led on.
"Out of no where,"Sunshine started the cycle over again.
"He jumped right out, into the air!"Hippy acted it out by jumping off Kloppman's front desk.
"THEN ALL AT ONCE OUT OF NO WHERE! HE JUMPED RIGHT OUT INTO THE AIR!" The screamed again.
"There was two guys,"England explained.
"Tryin' tah beat him up," Joker held up her fists.
" And I don't think, they were wearing cups!"Sunshine said randomly.
"THERE WAS TWO GUY TRYIN TAH BEAT HIM UP! SHE DON'T THINK THEY WERE WEARIN CUPS!" The all shrieked. Medda started laughing like mad and Kloppman started blushing.
"And so this guy,"Hippy continued.
"He took their sticks,"England sang.
"And Broke them like, they were toothpicks," Joker said.
"AND SO THIS GUY HE TOOK THEIR STICKS! AND BROKE THEM LIKE THEY WERE TOOTHPICKS!" the all yelled.
Sunshineskipped her turn
"We think he's hot,"Hippy squealed.
"He can't be passed,"England said.
Sunshinetook Jokers' turn.
"And that he has, a real nice ass!" She smiled. The others looked at her weird.
" WE THINK HE'S HOT HE CANT BE PASSED! AND THAT HE HAS A REAL NICE ASS!" They all sang while still looking atSunshine weird.
"we picked him up,"Joker said.
"And brought him back,"Sunshine smiled.
"and My name, Is Dan-Jack!" The boy said, having gotted up and being all concious and stuff.
"WE PICKED HIM UP AND BROUGHT HIM BACK! AND HIS NAAAAMME IS…" they finally noticed he was awake and had sung like the prettiest bird that you ever did see.
"DAN-JACK!"
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