A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

Tennisopolis was again under attack. After underwater tennis, Toast wiping out the dinosaurs, and alien-Mizuki with his robo-Horio, nothing should have shocked the Tenniseers.

Of course, that table tennis should threaten to overthrow the sports world was just laughable. Until the day it actually happened.

Buchou called together his merry band of Prince Police. They would have to take down those wannabe upstarts (Taka's words)! Buchou agreed, but with considerably less personality. As usual, the plan of attack involved Echizen beating the pants off his opponents, Fuji zapping them with his laser eyes, and Golden Pair being nowhere close to each other as that tended to be counter-productive.

It would have been much easier to just poison the enemy with Inui's latest remix Juice, but no one thought of that until later.

Who knew the table tennis forces were so numerous? It was highly unfortunate, but doubles play would have to be implemented. As usual, this ploy failed when Ooishi passed out from a massive nosebleed after Kikumaru vaulted across the court. On the other hand, as half the opposition was also checking out the bendy acrobatics, they sustained heavy casualties as well.

Buchou watched in horror the shameful display. Echizen suggested he not check on Kawamura-Fuji pair. Kaidoh held his own for a while, until whipping out the Snake shot was too much for Inui, and Buchou had to avoid them as well.

The defense of Tennisopolis was in shambles. Was Buchou really the only one who cared if tennis ended forever? Despite the chronic disease in his left elbow, he would have to make their last stand. He'd really hoped he could pass on the flame of Prince Pillar to his protege, though Echizen had mysteriously disappeared. Again. Damn that Momoshiro.

It started as an isolated glow, but the garish yellow swirl grew until it engulfed Buchou. With his trademark "Tezuka Zoooooooone," he returned every last ping pong ball with one mighty swing. Like small meteors, they rained fury upon the foolish revolutionaries. Tennisopolis was saved!

Though Buchou would be immortalized in the Tennis Hall of Fame, the sad irony remained that he was the only one not engaged in (pre-)victory sex. It was lonely at the top.

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Crack/crap done for a friend in attempt to alleviate the stress her PhD proposal was causing. Yes, we're really too old to find this stuff amusing. I am indeed ashamed.
Tennis no Oujisama is not mine. I doubt I could make it much weirder than it already is, anyway. Chibi eps + physics defying movie + DBZ tennis? Excellent.