Before He Cheats by: Don't Forget I'm Unbroken.
Max P.O.V.
"Give it up for….Max Ride."
I'm dressed in a Don't Hate me top, ripped black skinny jeans, gray boots, a black hat, a 2-finger "Love" ring, and a black bracelet.
" This one's for you, Dylan."
The look on his face when I said that looked liked he knows I'm gonna sing.
Before He cheats- Carrie Underwood
Right now, he's probably slow dancing with some beach blonde tramp and she's tryna get frisky
Right now, he's probably buying her a fruity little drink cause she can't shoot a whiskey.
All month, I've been getting texts and emails from my friends with pictures of him and some beach blonde tramp slow dancing. There's another one with him buying her a fruity little drink. The caption said: She can't shoot a whiskey!"
Right now, he's probably under her with a pool stick showing her how to shoot a combo.
So I decided to go see myself. I dressed up in a disguise and followed him to the party. The pictures were right, except for the fact that there was a lot more physical contact than what I liked.
And he don't know….
So tonight when Dylan left, I followed him. This time I jacked up his car.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she's probably saying : I'm drunk and he's a thinking that he gonna get lucky.
I can picture her singing a version of Shania karaoke.(A.N. What is Shania Karaoke?) I can hear saying I'm drunk and he's probably grinning so big because he thinks he's gonna get lucky.
Right now, he's probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo
He's probably excused him self so he can dab on some cheap cologne.
And he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cuz the next time that he cheats
You know it won't be on me
This time when he left, I followed him again, but only to catch him again tongue-wrestling with her. So I dropped his keys in a glass a beer. The look on his face was priceless.
He thinks I forgave him, but that was only to get him to come tonight.
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
This time I dug my key into the side of his pretty little four wheel drive. Then I carved my name into his driver seat. I took Louisville slugger to both headlights and blew up his tires. Now he'll think first if he ever decides to cheat.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Before he cheats
Before he cheats
Oh…
" Hey, Dylan!"
He looks furious!
" Might want to go look at your ride."
He looked confused for a minute and then realization set into his eyes and he ran outside.
3, 2, 1
"Aaahhhh!"
The sweet sound of revenge.
