Pointless

By HamClover

12/19/03

Yes! I just got out of school for Christmas break! Even though I'm writing this fic right now, it'll be published sometime in 2004. I plan to publish this baby all at one time, so you don't have to wait for me to add chapter after chapter. Just a heads up, this fic is slightly shorter than all my other fics, but it'll still make you smile! Enjoy!

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Chapter 1- Take The Blame!

Dexter was the first to point a finger.

"You KILLED it!" He shouted to his friend, Howdy.

"No I didn't.why would I.. YOU DID!" Howdy shot back.

In front of the 2 hamsters stood 1 of the chicky-chickys; dead, or so they thought.

"It was obviously your fault. You pushed the chicky-chicky over the edge." Dexter stated.

"Only 'cause you pushed ME into the little feller!" Howdy whined.

"Puh, no."

"Yeah!"

"I said, no."

"Yer 'lyin."

"Why would I?"

"Cus."

"Humph!"

There was a silence as Dexter and Howdy gawked at the "dead" chicky-chicky. They thought they had killed the poor thing. They were wandering around in Charlotte's chicken farm, when, of course, another argument over Pashmina broke out. Then that little chicky-chicky came up and watched them squabble over their crush. That's when Dexter shoved Howdy into the chicky-chicky, and that's when the tiny chunk of poultry flew over the edge, getting knocked out when he landed.

"Listen Dex, this little feller here, is KFC, and it's all yer fault! ADMIT IT!" Howdy shouted, getting nowhere in this argument.

"Well, if I killed the chicken..then why did you push it over the edge?" Dexter retorted.

"I DID NOT!"

"Heh, did too!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yea-huh!"

The 2 very upset ham-hams glared at each other, not blinking until their eyes watered. That's when they realized it.

"Uh, Howdy, since, well, erm. WE, killed this chicken, what if someone sees us.?" Dexter asked, suddenly uncomfortable.

Howdy became uneasy also.

"Hum, I dunno, well, I guess you can take the blame-"

"AHEM!"

".Oh, I mean WE can take the blame."

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL!"

"Yea, what would meh precious Pashy think 'bout all this-"

Dexter sighs. "Let's not start this again,"

"Humph. Fine."

Dexter sighed again and stepped forward.

"You have to SWEAR not to tell a soul about this, got it?"

"Sure."

So Dexter and Howdy shook paws on it. That was their first mistake.

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