No I don't own Animal Crossing or any of its characters! I only own Caprice and myself.
Erica: I OWN YOU CAPRICE!!!
Caprice: Riiiiiiight...
Ch. 1 - Meet the Demented Cat!
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So the story begins on a train to Wickywik.
Caprice:Wicky-WHAT??
Wickywik.
Caprice:Nice name.
Thanks.
Rover:*gets on train*HELLO HUMAN!!! Name! Must Know! Need!
Caprice:Hi...umm im Caprice...
Rover:got any money?!
Caprice: y-
Rover:Y'don't? No wonder whhy you look so pitiful, pitiful looking human with a pitiful looking name!!
Caprice:but-
Rover:So, pitiful looking named pitiful human, what pitiful town are you pitifully traveling to on this pitiful looking train on this pitiful day?
Porter: RUN ON!!
Rover:(to porter) SHUT UP APE!
Porter: *whimpers*
Rover:*gets out whip and shakes it threateningly* DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS!!
Porter:*Runs away screamin and another monkey takes control*
Caprice: Whew, glad theres a backup-
Rover:Well, again, pitiful looking human, what pitiful town are you pitifully traveling to on this pitiful looking train on this pitiful day?
Caprice: I AM NOT PITIFUL!
*pause*
Rover:............Well, again, pitiful looking human, what-
Caprice:SHUT UP IM GOING TO WICKYWIK
All on train: Wicky-WHAT?
Caprice: WICKYWIK!! *on the verge of pulling hair out* *panting madly*
Rover: Don't tell me!! You LOVE coffee?
Caprice: No..
Rover:Youre drunk?
Caprice: NOooo...
Rover: Youre on drugs?
Caprice: NOOO!!! I DON'T DRINK COFFEE AND BEER BY THE GALLONS, AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT A DRUGGIE!!
Third Porter: *whispering to Rover* It's the pot. Trust me. I know these things.
Caprice: I heard that you know.
3rd Porter: Darn.
Porter Boy leaves.
all:WHOOPPPPIE!!
Rover:Eww, so your going to that relvolting du-I mean, uh, beautiful paradise Wickywik?
Joan:Wicky-what?
Caprice:*ignoring Joan* Uh, yeah..
Rover:Got a place?
Caprice:y-
Rover: Course ya don't! I'll phone Tom at Nook's Granny! I'll see what pitiful, er, fanTAStic house he can rip off,er get you today!!
Caprice:Whatever...O! Stop! Mine! Bye!
Rover: Operator? Yeah... Get me Tom Nook, will ya?
Operator:Press 1 if you want me to connect you to Nook's Granny, er Cranny. Press 2 if ...
Boop.
Operator: You have confirmed that you want to phone Nook's Cranny. If so press 1..
Boop.
Operator:You..
Rover:SHUT UP! omg! i missed my stop! DANG OPERATOR!
Caprice:*seeing Rover* HA!!
Erica: I OWN YOU CAPRICE!!!
Caprice: Riiiiiiight...
Ch. 1 - Meet the Demented Cat!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So the story begins on a train to Wickywik.
Caprice:Wicky-WHAT??
Wickywik.
Caprice:Nice name.
Thanks.
Rover:*gets on train*HELLO HUMAN!!! Name! Must Know! Need!
Caprice:Hi...umm im Caprice...
Rover:got any money?!
Caprice: y-
Rover:Y'don't? No wonder whhy you look so pitiful, pitiful looking human with a pitiful looking name!!
Caprice:but-
Rover:So, pitiful looking named pitiful human, what pitiful town are you pitifully traveling to on this pitiful looking train on this pitiful day?
Porter: RUN ON!!
Rover:(to porter) SHUT UP APE!
Porter: *whimpers*
Rover:*gets out whip and shakes it threateningly* DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS!!
Porter:*Runs away screamin and another monkey takes control*
Caprice: Whew, glad theres a backup-
Rover:Well, again, pitiful looking human, what pitiful town are you pitifully traveling to on this pitiful looking train on this pitiful day?
Caprice: I AM NOT PITIFUL!
*pause*
Rover:............Well, again, pitiful looking human, what-
Caprice:SHUT UP IM GOING TO WICKYWIK
All on train: Wicky-WHAT?
Caprice: WICKYWIK!! *on the verge of pulling hair out* *panting madly*
Rover: Don't tell me!! You LOVE coffee?
Caprice: No..
Rover:Youre drunk?
Caprice: NOooo...
Rover: Youre on drugs?
Caprice: NOOO!!! I DON'T DRINK COFFEE AND BEER BY THE GALLONS, AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT A DRUGGIE!!
Third Porter: *whispering to Rover* It's the pot. Trust me. I know these things.
Caprice: I heard that you know.
3rd Porter: Darn.
Porter Boy leaves.
all:WHOOPPPPIE!!
Rover:Eww, so your going to that relvolting du-I mean, uh, beautiful paradise Wickywik?
Joan:Wicky-what?
Caprice:*ignoring Joan* Uh, yeah..
Rover:Got a place?
Caprice:y-
Rover: Course ya don't! I'll phone Tom at Nook's Granny! I'll see what pitiful, er, fanTAStic house he can rip off,er get you today!!
Caprice:Whatever...O! Stop! Mine! Bye!
Rover: Operator? Yeah... Get me Tom Nook, will ya?
Operator:Press 1 if you want me to connect you to Nook's Granny, er Cranny. Press 2 if ...
Boop.
Operator: You have confirmed that you want to phone Nook's Cranny. If so press 1..
Boop.
Operator:You..
Rover:SHUT UP! omg! i missed my stop! DANG OPERATOR!
Caprice:*seeing Rover* HA!!
