No I don't own Animal Crossing or any of its characters! I only own Caprice and myself.

Erica: I OWN YOU CAPRICE!!!

Caprice: Riiiiiiight...

Ch. 1 - Meet the Demented Cat!

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So the story begins on a train to Wickywik.

Caprice:Wicky-WHAT??

Wickywik.

Caprice:Nice name.

Thanks.

Rover:*gets on train*HELLO HUMAN!!! Name! Must Know! Need!

Caprice:Hi...umm im Caprice...

Rover:got any money?!

Caprice: y-

Rover:Y'don't? No wonder whhy you look so pitiful, pitiful looking human with a pitiful looking name!!

Caprice:but-

Rover:So, pitiful looking named pitiful human, what pitiful town are you pitifully traveling to on this pitiful looking train on this pitiful day?

Porter: RUN ON!!

Rover:(to porter) SHUT UP APE!

Porter: *whimpers*

Rover:*gets out whip and shakes it threateningly* DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS!!

Porter:*Runs away screamin and another monkey takes control*

Caprice: Whew, glad theres a backup-

Rover:Well, again, pitiful looking human, what pitiful town are you pitifully traveling to on this pitiful looking train on this pitiful day?

Caprice: I AM NOT PITIFUL!

*pause*

Rover:............Well, again, pitiful looking human, what-

Caprice:SHUT UP IM GOING TO WICKYWIK

All on train: Wicky-WHAT?

Caprice: WICKYWIK!! *on the verge of pulling hair out* *panting madly*

Rover: Don't tell me!! You LOVE coffee?

Caprice: No..

Rover:Youre drunk?

Caprice: NOooo...

Rover: Youre on drugs?

Caprice: NOOO!!! I DON'T DRINK COFFEE AND BEER BY THE GALLONS, AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT A DRUGGIE!!

Third Porter: *whispering to Rover* It's the pot. Trust me. I know these things.

Caprice: I heard that you know.

3rd Porter: Darn.

Porter Boy leaves.

all:WHOOPPPPIE!!

Rover:Eww, so your going to that relvolting du-I mean, uh, beautiful paradise Wickywik?

Joan:Wicky-what?

Caprice:*ignoring Joan* Uh, yeah..

Rover:Got a place?

Caprice:y-

Rover: Course ya don't! I'll phone Tom at Nook's Granny! I'll see what pitiful, er, fanTAStic house he can rip off,er get you today!!

Caprice:Whatever...O! Stop! Mine! Bye!

Rover: Operator? Yeah... Get me Tom Nook, will ya?

Operator:Press 1 if you want me to connect you to Nook's Granny, er Cranny. Press 2 if ...

Boop.

Operator: You have confirmed that you want to phone Nook's Cranny. If so press 1..

Boop.

Operator:You..

Rover:SHUT UP! omg! i missed my stop! DANG OPERATOR!

Caprice:*seeing Rover* HA!!