Chapter1: Natural Geographic Pain…
Author: Thank you for those of you that read my stories. And one of you reviewers asked me a question, which I forgot what the question was. ::inhales:: but I like all the charters and Omochao yes I do … but I just make the charters make fun of him anyways to make the fanfic funny… well same charters here Shadow, Vegeta,Goku,Janelle the black hedgehog, Dragon the orange echidna, and Omochao…. Enjoy!
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Author: Omochao finds a video camera and decides to research his friends…
Omochao: I have friends? I thought I was a loner… ::Sob:: that is so touching! ToUcHiNg oooooo TouChInG…
Author: {O_O} ok…
Omochao: Lets see who's first… (Jeopardy background music)……. I think I'll go to Shadow! ^-^
***Omochao hides behind a bush****
Omochao: (sees Shadow laying on the floor)
Shadow: (Yawns)
Omochao: (talks to the camera in a Australian voice) Hi! I'm Omochao and I'm researching a Hedgehog!
Shadow: (thought he heard something) ::Shrugs::
Omochao: This strange hideous creature is hideous as my Face! (Pause) Hi I'm Omochao!
Shadow: Who's there???
Omochao: This creature thinks he is a piece of grass… Let's see if I put sound affix and see how this creature reacts…
Shadow: (Yawns)
Omochao: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^0^
Shadow: What the Hell? (Gets up)
Omochao: I think he is stalking his prey… ^-^
Shadow: (finds Omochao) Hey!
Omochao: CRIky!
Shadow: What the hell are you doing?
Omochao: (Screams) Stop You Cereal (serial) Killer!
Shadow: HUH?
Omochao: Do you come with milk since you are acting as a cereal killer?
Shadow: You Pathetic idiot! Does it look like I'm a Girl? Why don't you ask Janelle?
Janelle: (yells from far away) I HEARD THAT!
Shadow: -_-… damn she is good at hearing…
Omochao: Shadow: calls his Female partner for mati-
Shadow: FOR THE LAST TIME LEAVE!
Omochao: This creature needs some Private time with his female partner…
Shadow: ERRRRR!!
Omochao: AWAY! (Goes away)
Omochao: (still talking to the camera) next off to Shadow's Girlfriend…
Shadow: She's not my GirlFriend!
Omochao: She will be soon! ^-^ wooo hooo!
Shadow: -O_O- go away…
Omochao: Your Blushing!
Shadow: LEAVE!
Omochao: (hides behind a tree) ::Sees Janelle and Dragon playing Cards::
These two peaceful creatures…(pauses)… Well one of them has anger management you'll find out who that is…Anyways, one peaceful and one anger management one are playing GoldFish, but I don't see any goldfish!
Dragon: GOLDFISH!!!! ^0^
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Janelle: God Damn it Dragon! (-_-) Note: that smiley looks like a Chao!)
Dragon: You are losing! Ha Ha! ^-^
Janelle: Stupid orange echidna…. The COLOR OF EVIL!
Dragon: Stupid Black Hedgehog…the color of….(pause)…of dirt?
Janelle: I'M NOT DIRT!
Dragon: seems to me you have a dirty mouth! (Giggles)
Janelle: Why you…
Omochao: These two creatures are arguing who's going to burn with Shadow!
Shadow: (Finds Omochao) You Bastard! Your still video taping?!
Omochao: AHHHH!
Dragon: Hey! It's Shadow Raping Omochao! ^-^
Janelle: O.o?
Shadow: AHHH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! THE HORROR! (Runs away)
Omochao: I never noticed I was a horror… Hi I'm Horror the Omochao! (Comes up with the camera) Hey Janelle do you have milk?
Janelle: (gets angry with steam)
Omochao: (Talks to the Camera) See folks now you know who HAS the anger management!
Janelle: ANGER MANAGEMENT?! O.O
Dragon: Don't explode! ^-^
Janelle: why I outta-
Omochao: This creature is suffering of Constipation!
Shadow: (runs up to them) Stop recording-
Omochao: The male Creature asks the Black Hedgehog to start an exciting Dance! (Elbows Dragon) If you know what I mean…^_
Dragon: Evil! Must now hear any Nastynessnessness! (Covers ears)
Shadow: (was about to strike Omochao)
Omochao: (backs away) CRIKY!
Dragon: Cocky?
Omochao: Criky.. You know the Australian people….
Dragon:???
Janelle: Omochao would you stop talking like an Australian?
Omochao: No Shadow Lover! ^-^
Janelle: WHAT?!
Shadow: what?
Janelle: that's it! (Chases Omochao)
****Janelle Chases Omochao and Omochao are running towards Janelle shrine****
Janelle: NOO! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LOOKING IN THERE!
Dragon: (catches up) Yea because she has a shrine of Shadow!
Janelle: (Smacks Dragon) NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
OmochaO: Really? (Looks inside)
Dragon: opps, sry?
Janelle: Now HE IS GOING TO VIDEO TAPE MY SHRINE OF SHADOW!
Omochao: (talks to the video camera still with a Australian voice)
This is Janelle's Shrine of Shadow full of love poems and pictures all over the wall!
Dragon: Stop! (Turns the Carmera)
Janelle: Thanls Dragon!
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Omochao: awww…. (-_-)
Janelle: Now that we turned off you video camera, don't even think about showing this tape to Shadow!
Omochao: ok I will! (Transports)
Dragon: He transported…
Janelle: Let's go and stop him!
Dragon: Let the Matrix Begin! ^0^
Janelle: WHAT?
Dragon: lets go…
Omochao: (transports to Shadow) Hey Shadow!
Shadow: Now what? You pathetic pain in the ass?
Omochao: (Still in an Austrailian voice) I videotaped Janelle's Shrine about y-
Dragon: (does a homing attack at Omochao)
Omochao: OW that Hurt!
Shadow: Shrine about whom? You have a shrine Janelle?
Janelle: uh…::Nervous:::…Uh no?
Shadow: oh… well I'm going to start a fire
Omochao: YAY! I get to be burned to hell! ^0^
Dragon: You want that?
Shadow: Wanna try burning him it will be soooo ….fun…(evil laugh) BUWHA HA HA BUWHA HAHA!
Dragon: are you on crack again Shadow?
Shadow: -_-;
********Gets dark********
Omochao: (turns on the camera) I…c…dead…people…and…there…pointy…very…pointy..
***Everyone sitting around the fire***
Shadow: Man, do I like Fire… (Leans back)
Dragon: Fire is for… for…SMORES YAY! (Gets melted chocolate puts it on her head) AHHH It burns! (Tries getting it off by rubbing her head on the grass)
Omochao: Turns the camera to Dragon) this is an Echidna trying to pretend she is an imitation cow! All she needs is sound affix! MOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOO!
Dragon: (doesn't have any chocolate one her head, grass stains instead) My head hurts… #_#
Omochao: Now it looks like she was rubbing her head on boogers!
Dragon: EWW…_
Janelle: Fire is cool (leans back, doesn't notice she placed her hand on Shadows)
Shadow: HUH? Looks..-O_O-?
Omochao: (turns video camera to Janelle And Shadow)
Dragon/Omochao: (talks to the camera) There Holding Hands! ^O^
Janelle/Shadow: (slap themselves) what I'am I doing?
Omochao: I know they both liked it… Criky! My Batteries is out.. Darn it..
Dragon: (already asleep)
Omochao: well I'm leaving BYE! (Transport)
Shadow: (in his mind) I should check out that tape in the mourning…
Janelle: (yawns) (Goes to sleep)
Shadow: (Sleeps)
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Author: what will happen next? Find out in the last Chapter! Chapter 2: A secret may be revealed… SEND ME REVIEWS PLEASE!
