When the viewers are away……..

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the pirates of the Caribbean characters, and if I did… that would ROCK!

"Welcome aboard the Black pearl Miss Turner"…. Started to say Barbossa but stooped. The sky seemed to lighten…….. The viewers were away getting popcorn!

"Yes." Elisabeth Swann said "Now I can do what the writers didn't write… I can do the exact opposite, why not start now. Oh commodore…." She jumped of the boat frantically trying to swim to shore to find her sweet commodore to except his proposal.

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On shore Will was fighting a bloody battle with undead pirates when he noticed to that the viewers were gone! A pirate was just about to throw a grenade at him…. but he stopped threw it in the air and it exploded with CONFETTI!

"Party!" Shouted the grenade pirate. He through another grenade which should have exploded with more confetti but actually knocked out will.

The viewers were back!

"Awww!" Said the pirates trudging back to the correct spots to fight that bloody battle again to rampage port royal, except for Will who was STILL knocked out with a confetti grenade.

Elizabeth had to swim all the way back to the Black pearl, just to get slapped on the face by a pirate.

And the movie continued normally for a while, when, THE VEIWERS WENT TO GET MORE SODA!

At the time Norrington was trying to find Elizabeth who was taken by Barbossa. Will came up and said "They've taken her! They've taken Elizabeth!"

Norrington walked up to Will and slapped him "The viewers have taken a soda brake you fool! Seize the moment, besides who would want to look for her when you are the only one who ACTUALLY likes her. I mean I sure don't…." He paused and said walking around the room, "Who's got the confetti grenades?"

Will rolled his eyes and Norrington left taking his stereo. Will stopped him and asked "What's that you're holding?"

"Stereo, duh. It plays music."

"Stereo's aren't invented yet!"

Norrington shrugged "So?"

"Where did you get it?"

"I Invented it. You know, I should be like Albert Einstein, 'cause he is a genius, and I am one of them!" He said matter o'factly

"Albert Einstein isn't born yet!"

Norrington shrugged "So?" He walked away to the center of the town, placed the boom box on the ground and turned it on. Metallica blared out as the song enter sandman came out.

The next song was by Ac Dc, the Next one was by the Black eyed peas, and the next was by System of a Down.

And to all of these songs he danced to with the peasants, throwing confetti grenades.

Then the viewers came back, and the movie played as it was supposed to 'till, the viewers got CANDY!

A/n: Thanks for reading the first chapter of when the viewers are away!