UnNCIS: Chapter 1

A/N: This is my new AU fic, UnNCIS. It is sort of my interpretation of what would of happened if:

• Gibbs never married Shannon

• Abby and Ducky were at the Jeffersonian Institute(Bones) instead of NCIS

• Tony never left Baltimore

And

• Kate was fired from the Secret Service

This story incorporates different characters from other shows and some may be a little ooc. I will post the first three today and I will try to update every week.

I hope you enjoy my new story UnNCIS.

Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS, Rizzoli and Isles, of any other shows/characters I have used.

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Baltimore, Maryland

BPD Precinct

Saturday

1139

Detective Tony DiNozzo exited the court room, where his former partner, Jimmy Palmer, was just found guilty of of murdering a woman and her unborn fetus.

Almost immediately after stepping out of the court room, Tony loosened the tie on his collar. It's not exactly easy sitting through a trial when your partner keeps giving you dirty stares.

It's as if Jimmy was saying 'if I get out of here you're next.'

But Tony had other things to worry about, like the fact that he's getting a new partner today. 'Perfect timing' he thought to himself.

A few weeks ago, he never would of expected that his kind-hearted, generous partner would ever commit such an act. But its always the nice ones that fool you.

'This next one is ex-Secret Service, should be interesting.' He thought.

Once Tony reached the parking lot, he jumped into his unmarked car, and sped to BPD.

'After work I'm getting a drink. Or three.' He promised himself.

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Kate Todd walked through the doors of the Baltimore police precinct. She was greeted by Captain Kenneth Hill, who who led her up to the homicide floor.

He didn't say much, just the standard 'welcome, here's you weapon and badge. Good luck' He showed her the way to her desk and disappeared.

'Not the friendly social type I see.'

Kate sat down at her rickety desk, and put her weapon and badge in the drawer. She noticed a flickering yellow ceiling light above her head.

The other detectives in the room were staring at her awkwardly.

"Talk about a body double." One man said.

"Yeah, she looks just like her." She heard a another man say.

Kate decided to ignore these comments and just waited for her partner to arrive.

A few minutes later, a tall man wearing a grey suit walked into the room. Most of the detectives in the room were glaring at him, as if he just killed a puppy.

'Wonder what thats all about.'

The man walked straight toward the desk Kate was sitting at.

"Hey, i'm Tony DiNozzo." He held out his hand, and smiled.

She stood up, he was about 8 inches taller than her. "Kate Todd." She replied as she shook his hand

Tony's hand lingered a little longer than it should have. He noticed that Kate was slightly blushing and immediately pulled away.

"You must be my new partner." He said.

"Well i'm certainly not here to fix this light." She said playfully. Tony let out a little laugh.

A cop came over to Tony's desk holding two coffee cups.

"Hey Tony heard you had a tough trial today here ya go." The cop said handing over one cup.

"Umm...Thanks Al." Tony reached out to accept the cup, but he spilled it on Tony's suit jacket before he had a chance to.

The man walked away with a snicker.

"Should of known." Tony said. He picked up the cup and slammed it into the trashcan. Then he took off his soiled suit jacket.

"Come with me Kate." Tony said as he walked toward the door. "And bring all your stuff."

Kate grabbed her items and hurried after Tony.

Tony led them in to the elevator. He pressed the lowest button on the panel, which said Autopsy/Basement.

"Why are we going to the basement?" Kate asked.

"Everyone in that room hates us."

Kate opened her mouth to ask about the 'us', but the ding of the elevator stopped her. Tony led her past the autopsy room, and the crime lab. They stopped at a door that had the word storage on it. There was a keypad above the door handle. Tony entered a five-digit code before grabbing the handle and opening the door.

"This is where we work." Tony stated.

"Wow" Kate muttered out.

The room had two pairs of sleek black wooden desks, with matching red chairs, in the middle side by side. Each desk had a computer monitor. Adjacent to the desks was a huge monitor/digital murder board, that still had clues from the last case on it. Other smaller monitors in 'sleep' mode were on the opposite wall. Pictures of victims and their matching murderers filled the last wall. All of them had a big red 'X' symbolizing the closing of the case. The carpet was a dull red, the walls were grey and the lights were dimmed.

Tony led her to the vacant desk and patted the smooth surface. "This will be your desk."

Kate noticed the trashcan next to her had a name plate with 'JIMMY PALMER' on it and picked it up.

"This must be your old partner." She concluded.

He took the plate out of her hand and set it back in the trash "Yea...thats a story for another time." Tony said a little glum. He perked up. "Anyway. What do you think of our murder room?" He asked Kate

"I love it. It's way better than upstairs. But a little dark."

"Well i'm part vampire, I thrive in the dark."

Kate chuckled. "I find that very hard to believe."

Tony smiled. Her laugh was music to his ears.

"Well, it sorta helps us focus."

"How did you fund this?" She asked him.

"Our medical examiner's mother is a friend to the station. She paid for the renovation of this old storage room." Tony explained. Kate raised an eyebrow. "Okay we may have told a sob story or two." He confessed.

"Confession is good for the soul Tony." She joked.

"Yea, remind me to call my priest." He quipped.

She smiled.

A few seconds later, the door opened. There was a tall man and woman who entered. They both stared at Kate in shock. The woman had raven hair with a bunch of messy curls. She was wearing a black pantsuit and holding a coffee. The man was strikingly handsome with his chiseled features, brown hair, and was wearing a black suit.

"Mornin' guys." Tony greeted the others. "We have a new detective, Kate Todd."

"Hello, I'm am detective Brad Pitt, not the actor." The man said. He stuck out his hand for Kate to shake, which she accepted. "And you look exactly like someone we know."

"Great we have another Maura." The woman said. "I'm detective Jane Rizzoli. Welcome to the Underground League of Under Appreciated Super Cops." She joked. Jane looked at Tony's shirt. "Looks like Al got ya again."

Kate look at Brad and mouthed 'again.'

He held up three fingers.

'Wow' she thought.

"This must be a record DiNozzo" Jane teased.

Tony'y ears started to turn red in embarrassment. Kate found it adorable.

"Okay back to any other topic." Tony said trying to change the topic of conversation.

"Kate you look exactly like our M.E." Brad started.

"You could be twins, with different hair colors." Jane said.

"Good morning detectives."

The group turned to face the door where their M.E. was standing.

"Speak of the devil." Tony muttered. "Kate this is our M.E. Dr. Maura Isles."

Kate was completely in awe. Although Maura is blonde, she looked exactly like her.

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A/N: I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. Reviews are always welcome.