Prologue: Idiocy Redefined
BlueTiger321: Hi everyone! I'm back after months of no posting. If you've read my Upcoming Stories, then you should know that this is a cartoon crossover fanmake of Dumb & Dumber. I'm really excited to write this because it's one of my all-time favourite movies. It took me a while to figure out who would be perfect for the cast, so I went with the two biggest love-struck idiots I could think of. So, on with the legal parts: Dumb & Dumber is property of New Line Cinema and the brilliant minds of the Farrelly Brothers, and all characters used for the cast are property of their respectful owners. Also, this story is rated T for crude humour, language, alcohol and tobacco use, and suggestive material. And for the purposes of this story, I'm going to make it take place in the same year the film came out because there are some parts that would make no sense if it took place in the present time. And I know that there's music that takes place in the background of the movie, so I'm not going to put in the lyrics for any of them, except for the one song that the main characters sing. So sit back and expect lots of stupidity and laughter!
It was a pleasant day in the year 1994 in Providence, Rhode Island. The sun was shining down and cast its warm rays despite the chilling feeling in the air and kept snow from ending up on the ground, which was an indication that spring had just arrived. People were going about their business as usual like it was any other day. Some civilians were waiting at the bus stop near Hope Street to start off their days, which included a woman in red named Madame Rouge (Teen Titans) who kept looking up the road to check for any sign of the bus.
A black limousine came down the street at a leisurely pace but then it suddenly screeched its tires when the driver made an abrupt stop. Madame Rouge noticed it and felt perplexed by why it did it so unexpectedly. What was even more shocking to her was that the limousine went into reverse and stopped just a few feet in front of her. A few seconds passed and the passenger's side window in the back was pulled down.
The limo's passenger stuck his head out, who was a tan-skinned, twenty-seven-year-old man dressed in a black business suit. His short black hair was styled to the back of his head and had a small yellow mark on the left side shaped like a lightning bolt. His blue eyes looked up at the woman in front of him and he put on a pleasant smile in the hopes of getting her attention. This man went by the name of Josh Kirkpatrick.
"Excuse me?" asked Josh. "Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be doing a lecture in about twenty minutes, and my driver's a bit lost." Josh hoped that the ruse would work and the woman would speak to him so he could size himself up for what he was about to do next.
Madame Rouge smiled politely in return and pointed down the street to give the directions. She spoke with an Austrian accent saying, "You go straight ahead, and, uh, you make a left over the bridge."
The way that the woman spoke to him made Josh realize that it was worth it to talk to her. He then decided that it was time for what he set out to do, which was to hit on her. His eyes narrowed and he curved his smile even wider. "That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"
Madame Rouge knew where this was going, so she rolled her eyes and said, "Austria."
"Austria!" Josh was surprised by the answer so he spoke with an Australian accent to get on the woman's good side, not realizing that he confused the two countries. "Well, then… G'day, mate!" After a short chuckle he took it another step further. "Let's put another shrimp on the barbie."
"Let's not," said Madame Rouge.
Josh sensed that he was getting nowhere with this woman, so he nodded in thanks for the directions and put his head back into the limousine. It collided between the gap so he was forced to turn his head. He rolled up the window, only to let it hit his nose before rolling it back down a few inches and sticking his head in farther and rolling up the window completely.
BlueTiger321: Well, there's the prologue. Sorry to leave it so short but it's how I've envisioned this story.
Josh: Aw, man! Why'd I have to strike out with that girl?
BlueTiger321: How do you think? Because you're an idiot!
Josh: Not helping.
BlueTiger321: So folks, stay tuned for the next chapter when the rest of the cast make their appearance. Until next time…
Josh: Read and review!
