Alfred's Little Mishap

R&R, Bitch. Judah is Israel. I couldn't seem to find his name.

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Alfred stared at the ceiling. He was bored. REALLY bored. All he could do was ponder about the ways to genetically alter the population of the world to be purple, stuff like that. He also was asking himself questions about the meaning of life. He thought of one question that he can't believe he didn't notice. Why does everyone seem to speak English around me? He puzzled. Then he decided to ask everyone. So he called a meeting. Because phones were too easy or some shit like that.

"Why do you all speak English around me?" He demanded.

"Ma ei tea." Was the reply he got from Eduard. He suddenly gasped. He had meant to say, "I don't know."

"Что Вы говорили?" Ivan also noticed he said something instead of what he meant. He wanted to say, "What did you say?"

"Was zum teufel?" Roderich exclaimed instead of, "What the hell?"

"これは、手に負えなくなっている!" Kiku proclaimed instead of, "This is getting out of hand!"

"אני מתבלבל! דוברי אנגלית או עברית, אנשים!" Judah demanded irregardless to his efforts to say, "I'm confused! Speak English or Hebrew, people!"

"Λοιπόν, σκατά." Heracles let out, not even attempting to say, "Well, shit."

"Cela devient stupide! Mettez-y fin... MAINTENANT!" Francis yelled instead of "This is stupid! End it… NOW!" and then punched GojiraTheGhidrah, thus ending the bad fanfic.