Disclaimer: don't own Rurouni Kenshin...but I bet I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone…etc…who knows the guy that does ^^

 Background: This really did work on my friend. Really. I wrote it on 12/6 and by 12/10 she had called him SWEET.  Only 4 days! But she's a fast learner. Anyhow, hope this works for you guys!

I curse thee

For missing Kenshin:

All of thy future children

Babysat or born

Shall have their heart

Cloaked in a shroud

In the shape of a manslayer

With an x-shaped scar

Upon his left cheek

Every word of thy child.

Shall end with de gozaru

And every exclamation

Will be only heard as oro.

Each tear they cry

Will be from Tomoe's death

And they'll grow up to be short

With long crimson strands

Tied in a loose ponytail

And purple eyes when happy

But a fiery amber when pissed

I curse thee

WITH THE LOVE OF KENSHIN

A/n: good luck! Now, are the any other characters/series that your friends hate but you like? Please suggest so that my curses may continue! Yes, I do realize that its not really polite to force someone to watch something if they don't like it…but if it works ^^…