Warnings: omegaverse, omegaIruka, alphaKakashi attempt at humor, mentions of mpreg, moderate times.

"Alright, no need to yell." the silver haired male said, walking back over to his mate who was sitting down in one of the chairs and sat down next to him "well according to the nurse, you'll be seen after the man who claims to be having a heart attack, but is well enough to play flappy-bird on his iPhone."

"It's okay, I can wait." Iruka said calmly, even though he was in a lot of pain.

"We need to fill these out," Kakashi clicked the pen before reading from the clip-broad "describe illness or injury."

"I broke my leg."

"And how did the incident occur?"

"...you already know how."

"Cause of incident, misunderstanding of sex manual." Iruka would have argued with that if he wasn't in so much pain "medical history, have you ever been diagnosed with diabetes,"

"No."

"Kidney disease,"

"No."

"Migraines,"

"Getting one."

"When was your last menstrual period?"

"Okay, first off, I'm a boy so you already know the answer to that! Next question!"

"Are you currently pregnant?"

"No."

"Are you sure you look a little puffy." Iruka was so holding back from strangling the alpha "anyway, when where you last in heat?"

"Oh my God, what the hell does this have to do with my damn leg!" the omega hissed.

"I'm changing period one to "in progress"." Iruka sighed.

"And change migraines to "yes"." just when the brunette thought things couldn't get any worse, three teens came through the door.

"See I told you Iruka-sensei was pregnant!" the blonde said, not realizing the omega and alpha sitting down. he rubbed the back of his head nervously "o-oh, h-hi Iruka snesei, d-din't see you there..."

"Naruto, what are guys doing here?" Iruka asked, trying to sound as polite as possible.

"Kakashi-sensei texted me, telling me you were here." Naruto pulled out his phone from his back pocket, showing the txt to the brunette sesnei.

From: Kakashi-sensei

Ruka's in the hospital LOL

"Oh...yeah..." Kakashi said nervously "that wasn't for you..."

"I just assumed you were in the hospital because you're pregnant and going into labor."

"Why does everyone think that I'm pregnant?!"

"Are you sure you aren't, you look a little puffy." said Sai with a blunt tone, Iruka bit his cheek.

"Definitely change the migraines to a "yes"."

"Moving on, psychiatric disorders, list all major behavioral diagnoses, EG depression, anxiety-"

"What the hell does this still have to do with my damn leg!"

"Episodes of sub psychotic rage."

"Wait...if you just broke your leg, Iruka-sensei, why is Kakashi-sensei writing down the answers." asked Sakura.

"Yeah, give me that!" the omega snatched the clip-board out of the others hands.


maybe ive been watching too much big bang theory lately XD idk i could just imagine Iruka and Kakashi in this situation

so yeah...

anyway,

i hope you all enjoyed this story :D!

thank you all for reading :)!