Me: Disclaimer! I do not own FMA, but I do own the Envy song!
One day Lust was walking back from a mission when she saw Wrath and Envy doing something...interesting..."Puu sh puu sh puu sh puu sh." Started Wrath. "My name is Envy." "Check out my hair." "When I am mad." "He's always there." "I have a brother." "Named Edward Elric." "I tell him that I think he should die." "I'm number 1." "In a group of 7, homonculus's." "But, I secretly cut myself, because their wenches." "I am always jealous." "Of Justin B." "So I hit him." "With a TV" "And I'll still fight with." "That stupid shortie." "I bet you I will make him die!" Lust eyes turned O_O shaped. As she slowly backed out of the room.
When she got into the kitchen she saw Greed doing the same thing. "My name is Greed." "I like mone-" finally Lust snapped and shot herself only to be revived thousands of more times. They drove her to complete insanity.
