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Briar was a plant mage, young and handsome, the world was his oyster.
In till one day the most unthinkable thing that could ever be thought up by a crazy loon with ginger hair and the name of Craig (manic laughter) happened. It was a day the day that shook every living thing and even the big lump o' rock they stood on. Yes it was the day that briar found a plant he did not like! (Dun dun dun!)
It al happened like this. One day Briar was looking at a rock! It's a shocker and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with my story. Anyway Briar Moss was sitting at the dinner table with his pets that he dared to call foster sisters happily tucking into a soup made from many different - er - stuffs. Anyway, he was eating his soup when he looked down and saw a plant he had never seen before (apart from now). So he said to it
"Hello little plant, what's your name? What was that? Cabbage Spit was it? Well that's a nice name. Mine's Briar. So C P do you come here often? I haven't seen you around"
Sandry looked disturbed "Er, Briar's talking to his soup again"
"Well I think we should let it pass, don't worry, he scares us all" Lark comforted.
"Yes" Briar continued "I do think that you have a pretty name what do you think of mine it is very manly and strong, isn't it Cabbage Spit?
"I will never get used to sharing a house with a boy who chats up vegetables. Have you got any idea how many years of therapy I will need after this?" Lamented Tris
"I don't think it's that strange" said Niko
All the women raised an eyebrow "Oh?"
"Yes, why when I was Briars age I used to talk to sauce pans, ah yes me and Saucy had a fling back in the old days. Yes I remember her!"
The rest of the group shivered at THAT particular image. Mean while Briar was doing his best to cultivate a friendship with the Cabbage Spit, he felt they had 'a future' together. The feeling was NOT mutual.
"Excuse me?" he was saying "Well I don't know what to say, I come here and try to be nice and you thank me by telling me that I Briar Moss am a pompous, ostentatious, arrogant, pretentious and snobbish? What? Oh so I'm portentous too now, well thanks a bunch!" And with that he slapped the Cabbage Spit round the face and stomped off to his room.
"Well that's not right" said Niko as he returned to eating his meal.
Briar was a plant mage, young and handsome, the world was his oyster.
In till one day the most unthinkable thing that could ever be thought up by a crazy loon with ginger hair and the name of Craig (manic laughter) happened. It was a day the day that shook every living thing and even the big lump o' rock they stood on. Yes it was the day that briar found a plant he did not like! (Dun dun dun!)
It al happened like this. One day Briar was looking at a rock! It's a shocker and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with my story. Anyway Briar Moss was sitting at the dinner table with his pets that he dared to call foster sisters happily tucking into a soup made from many different - er - stuffs. Anyway, he was eating his soup when he looked down and saw a plant he had never seen before (apart from now). So he said to it
"Hello little plant, what's your name? What was that? Cabbage Spit was it? Well that's a nice name. Mine's Briar. So C P do you come here often? I haven't seen you around"
Sandry looked disturbed "Er, Briar's talking to his soup again"
"Well I think we should let it pass, don't worry, he scares us all" Lark comforted.
"Yes" Briar continued "I do think that you have a pretty name what do you think of mine it is very manly and strong, isn't it Cabbage Spit?
"I will never get used to sharing a house with a boy who chats up vegetables. Have you got any idea how many years of therapy I will need after this?" Lamented Tris
"I don't think it's that strange" said Niko
All the women raised an eyebrow "Oh?"
"Yes, why when I was Briars age I used to talk to sauce pans, ah yes me and Saucy had a fling back in the old days. Yes I remember her!"
The rest of the group shivered at THAT particular image. Mean while Briar was doing his best to cultivate a friendship with the Cabbage Spit, he felt they had 'a future' together. The feeling was NOT mutual.
"Excuse me?" he was saying "Well I don't know what to say, I come here and try to be nice and you thank me by telling me that I Briar Moss am a pompous, ostentatious, arrogant, pretentious and snobbish? What? Oh so I'm portentous too now, well thanks a bunch!" And with that he slapped the Cabbage Spit round the face and stomped off to his room.
"Well that's not right" said Niko as he returned to eating his meal.
