Edit (1st of November): Wow, this story apperently is quite popular... I`m still trying to find out why :D (That`s a lie, I know why: because of all the majestic persons I can work with. So far, I`ve worked together with: DrakeReversi (ch.2), Koiyaki(3), KibaElunal(4) HoneyBadgerDC (5+6), WingsOfRequiem (Chapter 7) and Tahimikamaxtli (Chapter 9). Now, I`m always looking for more persons to work with. In case you`re a writer yourself, or you know someone of who you think I should absolutely feature in my story/broadcast, make sure to tell me. (Don`t be shy, You`ll do great without a doubt). All of you who check out this story, thanks for doing so. I hope you enjoy.

Stay Tuned,

Alsodef


"Blow You Up - The Fantastic Five is a music parody. For the original music, search for Knock You Out - TheBingoPlayers"

Piltover Radio Station, 1:59PM, 1587th broadcast of The Finest Hours

I looked at the big clock, took a deep breath, moved the large mic to my mouth and said my opening lines.

"Hello and welcome to Piltover One, It`s 2 o'clock and that means we will start with The Finest Hours, where I, Caitlyn, former Sheriff of this fine city, bring to all those that tune in for this show, the newest updates on Valoran`s News and Music. Were we have some exciting features today. We`ll speak with the Master of Metal, Mordekaiser, about the newly released album of Pentakill, we`ll have a visit of Tristana, who had "great and exciting news". And last but certainly not least the Institute released a message this morning, teasing an upcoming champion. We`ll speak about that with our reporters all around Valoran, and we hope to bring you the news and details as soon as possible. And ofcourse there will be lots and lots of music, and some exciting new songs as well. But for now, let`s tune into our reporter in Bandle City, for a short newsflash. Teemo, tell us, what`s going on?" I clicked on the big button which had "reporter" on it, enabling the sound for Teemo. There was the usual delay, and then our Hamster started his newsflash.

"Yes, hello there Caitlyn." He turned into a more reporter-like voice. "Bandle City is in a state of celebration, because the rumors that the newest champion is a Yordle, are just recently confirmed. Now, new rumors spread, for it might just be the Yordle that was housed by Lulu and Pix just recently."

I waited for a few seconds, as I was trained to, before asking my next question. "Okay, Teemo, what can you tell us about those rumors? Is there any thruth in it? For word reached us a few days ago that Rengar, who recently returned from his missions in the Kumungu Jungle, had a little companion with him when he arrived in Bandle City. Can you tell us more about that?"

"Yes, that I can. The companion that Rengar had with him is the same as the one that stays with Lulu and Pix at this very moment. They had offered to take care of the little fellow while Rengar was reporting back at the Institute."

"And, have you talked to this new Yordle already, Teemo? Do you think that, if he is the new champion, he`ll be a good addition to the League?"

There was the traditional delay again, before Teemo answered the question. "Well Caitlyn, I can`t really tell you yet. I`ve talked to him, and I must say that I fear that my first place in the "Ladies Fav`s Top 10" is in serious danger, if this fellow makes it into the League. But I haven`t seen him fighting yet. But if this Yordle will enter the League, we`ll get more clarity about that."

"Okay, well thank you Teemo, and we`ll return at you later when we`ll have more information about this new Yordle, and maybe future champion. Have a nice day over there."

"Yes, thank you Caitlyn. Good luck with your broadcast today."

I pressed the reporter-button again and muted the reporter mic. "Well, fellow listeners, that was Teemo, the Swift Scout, our reporter in Bandle City, about who might be the new champion in the League. If you want to share your opinion with us, you can use either Sqweek or Facepalm, wukongtailTheFinestHours. The best comment of this day will win an exclusive I had the best comment of the show-shirt. Now, while we`re waiting for more news about this Yordle, I have some exciting music for you. Not long ago she released a new track, which shattered every record, and within a week her new tour will start. This is Ahri, with her new megahit Charm`d."

I pushed away my mic while the first words of Ahri`s song sounded in my headphones, a Beats by Dr. Donger. It was a gift from Vi, for my 5 year anniversary of this show.

'So, everything alright over here, Cait? Or do you need help with something?' The question was coming from Ezreal, the host of the show after mine. Between radio-DJ`s it was some kind of hidden code that you`d help with the show before your own. 'Well, I`d like to have the lyrics of Lady Lulu`s new song. For I`ll have that one in my "What`s New?" part today, but no one delivered me the lyrics yet, so that would make it hard to talk about. So, if you could take care of that for me, that`d be lovely.' Ezreal nodded and pointed to the clock, commercials were almost over. I returned to the mic, placed the headphones back on my head and listened to the last commercial for the Guardian Angel, The Best Item Ever, according to Jayce.

"Hello and welcome back to The Finest Hours, as I said before, there is a lot of great stuff to talk about today. Joining me in this room right now is no other then Ziggs, and some of his fellow friends we all know and love; Tristana, Rumble and Kennen. Guys, and girl, welcome to the show. Now, explain to me and all our listeners, why are you here in the studio? Does it have anything to do about the rumors of you four getting back together?"

Tristana took her mic, pushed the button and started to explain; "Well, that`s a straight guess, and the rumors are right as well."

I could imagine all the screams of joy throughout the entire continent right now, The Fantastic Five, Tristana, Rumble, Kennen, Ziggs and Teemo, were a megahit around 6 years ago, and now, during my broadcast, they announced their comeback...

"Yes, after a three year intermezzo, we decided to return to the stage again. And today, we`re here to announce that, and to announce our new album. We`ve been working on it for a few months now, and soon we`ll release it. It`s going to be great, and we worked together with many great, known and unknown musicians."

Tristana smiled at me while saying this, I knew she`d missed this really bad in the past few years, and for her to do this once again was like living the dream they had in the past, their sudden mega-succesfull songs, the huge amounts of fame and huge performance stages, all over again.

"Wow," I answered. "Well, I`m certainly looking forward to it. Is there anything you could tell us about your new album? Some sneak-peeks perhaps? Will it contain a few more megahits?"

Kennen snickered, allmost sounded somewhat offended to my last question.

"Sure, we can tell you that it will be awesome, and that we have some major surprises waiting for everyone. And for now, we do have a surprise for you as well. Since Teemo isn`t here, we can`t play this song live, but we can give you this single, as a gift for your support six years ago."

I gasped for air, shocked by the words Kennen just said to me. I`d be the first one to play this song, the first one to play the comeback-song of The Fantastic Five. Without second thought my hand lashed out, grabbing the single out of his hand. In a swift motion I placed it into the disc-reader.

"So, what`s the title of this song?" I asked while the first beats rose in the background.

"Blow You Up." Ziggs answered with his usual smile on his face.

I muted all the mics and leaned back in my chair to listen to their new, and certainly already a number one hitsong.

You counter picked me
Your jungler ganked me
All the plays I made
(They were in-vain)

You think i don't see
That you fear fighting me.
I`m the expert of Bombs,
(Hexplosive Bombs)

But I get stronger every trade
(One bomb will be all it takes)

My power's fed by your hate
(One bomb will be all it takes)

The Fight is done
Here comes the bomb

Boom! Boom! Blow you up.

You stomped me down
But who`s laughing now?

Boom! Boom! Blow you up.

The Fight is done
Here comes the bomb.

Boom Boom Blow you up!

You stomped me down
But who`s laughing now?

Boom! Boom! Blow you up!

Boom! Boom! Blow you up!

It was great, one of the best songs I`d heard in a long time, and probably even a better song then Shroom, their first megahit. I turned the volume on my headphones up to 9, and continued listening.

And the squishy`s best friend
Is the Hourglass
So you can't touch me

While you are at spawn
Died again all alone
You tried to fight me

But I get stronger every back
(One bomb will be all it takes)

My power`s fed by your hate
(One bomb will be all it takes)

This Fight is won
Here comes the bomb

Boom! Boom! Blow you up.

You stomped me down,
But who`s laughing now?

Boom! Boom! Blow you up.

Boom! Boom! Blow you up.

The song ended with a loud Ziggs laugh, completely fitting in the text.

"Wow, guys. This is amazing. Really amazing. Thank you, and we`ll be seeing you all soon, I`m sure of it."

"It`s great to be back, see you soon, Piltover!" Rumble spoke into his mic.

I waved them a goodbye and returned my attention to the mic.

"Wow, that was great. Welcome back to the stage Guys! And, we have yet another great thing to celebrate. Soon enough, the Great Valoran Art Convention will be hosted right here in Piltover. Of course we`ll bring you live updates about everything we decide to be worth talking about. But better yet, thanks to some generous sponsors we can give away 6 tickets a day for the "Meet The Artist" shows on this huge convention. So, listen to Piltover One, and win access to a unique Meet&Greet with the best artists over these days. Later this week we`ll speak with great painters, writers, musicians and also with the director of The Yordle, Desolation of Ao Shin, who will speak about his new movie. Furthermore, there will be lots of music and partying around there. But, that`s enough about the Art Convention, let`s get back to music. Next up, we have a new and raising talent, who calls himself Zoco. All we`ve seen from him is a music video, and absolutely stunning lyrics and music. I`m happy to present and promote to you all: I See Valor, by Zoco. Enjoy!"

I pressed the play button and muted my microphone again, just in time to hear someone enter the room. Through the large doors, the Master of Metal came in. I gave him a swift wave and signaled Ezreal to welcome him and offer him something to drink.

When the song ended I motioned Mordekaiser to step near a mic and turned my own mic back on.

"That was Zoco, who will also be joining the Piltover One Stage at the Art Convention. Now, we`re here with a huge name in the Music-scene, but also one that once started as small as everyone else. Here is, the founder of Pentakill, no one less than The Master Of Metal himself, Mordekaiser! Welcome to the studio. How are you doing?"

Mordekaiser pulled the mic closer to him before giving a reply. "Thank you, Caitlyn. It`s a pleasure to be in here. As of lately, we`ve been very busy. However, the result is an album in what we poured our own souls and many other`s in."

"Yes, indeed it is. And, it wasn`t really a surprise when it ranked on top of all records and lists within a few hours, was it? For, personally, I think this is your best album yet. You guys really gave yourself a boost for this one."

"Thanks again, you`re too kind. And, to be honest, it was quite a surprise. We`ve tried some new things on our album, and you`ll never know how good or bad that is going to be. But, we`re happy that people are enjoying it."

"Yes, well I`d like you to announce the upcoming song yourself. It`s the first track of your new album, Smite And Ignite, which is in store already, go and buy it folks!"

Mordekaiser smiled, "Well, okay. Here is: Deathfire Grasp, by Pentakill. Enjoy!"

I muted both microphones again, and talked to Mordekaiser in person for the duration, asking him to send my regards to the rest of Pentakill, before waving him goodbye.

"Okay, that was the first track of the new, just released album of Pentakill. And now, it`s time for commercials already. We`ll be right back at you, with more news about the upcoming champion. Stay tuned!"


Author Note:

So, we`re back, sort of... The Ziggs story is currently on a long list of to-do stuff, but I`ve got 3 weeks of vacation left to do stuff. Last weeks were a mess, but a good mess. I`ve been around the world (well, not really, but I`ve been travelling nevertheless) and a friend of mine asked me to write together with him. I`m not sure if you`ll find that story on my page, or another one, but you`ll notice that in the future.

As for reasons to write this story. A while ago me and a friend were in a skypecall, being bored. We decided to do something to entertain ourselves (EUW was probably down) so we decided to write League parodies. At this moment, we`ve finished 2, and planning on making a third one soon. However, we will not send them to any youtuber or make some video stuff ourself. If you want to use the lyrics in this song, go ahead and be my guest. The actual song for Blow You Up is Knock You Out - TheBingoPlayers. Go check it out, it`s absolutely great.

As for the other original song in here: I See Valor, by Zoco is actually another songtext on fanfiction. ZocoLP ( search for his account, for won`t allow me to link it.) All the information about that song you need should be in his document. (Check out his TeemoxTristanaxRumble story as well, it`s good ;-])

So far so good,

Blood For Noxus and stay tuned!

Alsodef