9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack: (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat is seen tiredly trotting home. Suddenly a red Pony falls out the sky, and almost hits her).
AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten: *drunkily* H Hey Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk or something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear Applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.
Saten: I I love you Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four times.. Uninvited!
Saten: Yeah.. So?
AppleJack: Look. Ah don't wanna seem like a mean girl, but. As ah told ya one hundred times before.. We're not a couple. So stop acting like we are.
Saten: *dumbly* I I don't understand?
AppleJack: Look. Ah'm sorry sugercube. But yer too crazy for me.
Saten: How am I crazy!?
AppleJack: Well., For starters ya often rob people. Even me.
Saten: Oh come on. You never wear that t shirt.
Applejack: Sweetie, that's not the point!
Saten: Fine. Fine.. But I still bought you this *gives her the hat that is now iconic*
THE NEXT DAY/SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION:
Saten Twist is trotting around without any proper destination, still abit hungover, and grumpy about AppleJack. Unfortantly for him, he was nearly hit by the carriage Twilight and Spike arrived in, since this is back when she first came to ponyville.
Twilight: Ohh. Sorry..
Saten: You from canterlot?
Twilight: How do you know?
Saten: Can tell by the type of carriage.
Twilight: Hope that isn't a problem.
Saten: No. No.. Just as long as you never end up becoming an alicorn princess.
Twilight: Yeah.. That would be weird.
Spike and Twilight got out and soon met Pinkie, but joining their bizarre interaction her. Saten Twist was in thr background, and ended up stealing the carriage for no full reason other then boredom.
AppleJack was bucking apples, when she heard her name start being called up.
Saten: AppleJack! Up here!
AppleJack *looks up to see him*: Saten Twist!? What the hell are ya doing here!?
Saten: That Dosen't matter. What do you think of my carriage!? *proves to be still riding in it*
AppleJack: Sugercube. Please tell me ya didn't steal that in some lame tempt ta win me back over.
Saten: That depends.. Is it working?
AppleJack: No. Not at all.. Now. Please go away. Ah'm busy.
Saten: Fine. Whatever. *flies away with it*
After flying in the carriage all day. Saten Twist saw there that there was something going on in the tree liberary. And peaked inside.
Pinkie: that's why. I threw this party, and invited everyone in ponyville.
Saten: *groans* Not me.. But oh well. Just me and my car- Crap. The carriage is gone.. Oh well. It was getting boring anyway.
END OF EPISODE ONE..
