Scotland stumbled his way out of a local pub yelling and laughing as he swung a half empty bottle of whiskey around. He began to sing 'Ring-ding diddle Idle i de-oh ring di diddly I oh' while he attempted to walk down the street.
He didn't get that far away from the pub before In a drunken rage Scotland took his skirt off yelling something about how the shirt look like something England or the Germania's would wear. Then not even two minutes later he started to play with his red kilt saying he would make a pretty women.
It took him a good 30 minutes of stumbling around before he could no longer keep his footing and he made a turn onto a grassy patch to find himself passed out face up in the grass.
He had been their not to long before two young beautiful french ladies who wore traditional sottish dresses, had stumbled upon Scotland sleeping. The young lady who noticed him wore a green dress and the other a blue dresses.
The lady in green quickly turned to her friend with a twinkle in her eye she said "Do you see that sleeping man so handsome and strongly build. I wonder if it's true what they don't wear underneath his kilt?"
The lady in blue was wondering too so the two of them looked to see if no one was around to see. With the nod to each other there was no one around. So they knelt down to the sleeping Scotland and the lady in green reached her hand out and lifted kilt up about an inch just enough to get a look underneath.
To enjoyment the girls had heard correct the sottish didn't wear anything underneath the kilt other that of their birthday suit. They couldn't peel their eyes away the girls staying looking underneath his kilt for a good minute. Until the lady in blue said to her friend "We should get going but before we do we should leaving something for our new friend." She then reached for the silk blue ribbon that had kept her hair up. She took the ribbon and tied a bow around what was underneath the skirt.
Standing up the two ladies insidiously checked around once again to make sure no one had been their delight no one was in the streets. So with a happy grin the continued down the street disappearing into the distance.
Scotland was to drunk to wake up the the girls but when the sun began to rise did Scotland wake up. It was the night before catching up with him that woke him up.
Scotland stood up and stumbled to a nearby tree and bush where he finally lifted up his kilt and noticed the bow. For a moment he was completely confused, but with a smirk he said a started voice "Well I don't know where I've been but I see I won first place."
Pub=Bar
Listen to the song this was written after at-
The Drunken Scotsman
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