Sket club ~ up for consultation!
Chapter 1 – conversation between Bossun, Himeko and Switch
"Hey Bossun you know what?" Himeko asked in an excited tone.
"What?" Bossun asked reluctantly. He was lying on his usual seat almost asleep.
"Yesterday I saw this really awesome dream! In that I was a rock star like Momoka! I was on the stage and crowds of people were yelling my name with awe, 'Himeko! Himeko!'"
"…."
"Then I sang a song and the crowd went mad! After the show, my secretary Switch took me to this big party in my honor!"
"It's an honor for me to be your secretary, my lady!" Switch talked through his computer in a rather excited voice.
"….."
"All my friends were present! Everyone was congratulating me by giving me presents and bouquets! Wait a minute, are you even listening? Now comes the best part...I was ordering my servant BOSSUN around to get me food, drinks, my favorite pelocan, towel and my requirements from time to time!"
"…."
"When I went shopping, he carried my bags. He even cleaned my room, polished my shoes and even helped me wear them! He even cleaned the toilet!" Himeko continued.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THE BEST PART IN THIS!?" Bossun snapped finally.
"That you were my servant of course! Were you sleeping?" Himeko said calmly as if it were obvious.
"WHAT NONSENSE! YOU FIND PLEASURE IN ORDERING ME AROUND! WHY WAS I THE SERVANT AND SWITCH THE SECRETARY!?" Bossun retorted angrily.
"HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW! IT'S A DREAM!" Himeko yelled.
"WHAT'S WITH YOUR DREAMS!?" Bossun yelled back.
"It's true that dreams are the mixture of your thoughts…" Switch said which added fuel to the fire.
"I STILL DON'T GET IT! SO YOU WANT ME TO DO ALL THIS?!" Bossun yelled angrily.
"JEEZ, IT'S JUST A DREAM WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO WORKED UP?!"
"THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN TELL ME ABOUT THIS!?"
"Because I really wanted to tell someone about this dream! Captain was busy and even Nakatani-san wasn't free!"
"WHO THE HELL IS NAKATANI-SAN!?"
"AGAIN THIS TOPIC! WHY DON'T YOU GO AND FIND OUT ON YOUR OWN!?"
"WHENEVER I GO TO FIND OUT SHE DISAPPEARS AND SOME TROUBLE COMES UP!"
"NOW IS THAT MY MISTAKE!?"
"NO AND STOP BLABBERING ABOUT YOUR CRAZY DREAMS!"
"That's mean Bossun! You are shouting at me just for a dream?" Himeko said with tears in her eyes comically.
"Even though she was yelling too…" Switch said loudly through his computer.
"Ya just a dream! A stupid dream! A dream which will forever remain a dream! Ha ha ha" Bossun said.
"WHAT?"
"Ya you can never become a rock star! If you do, then the world will end! Bwahahahahaha!" Bossun said rolling on the floor laughing.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE END OF YOUR WORLD!?" Himeko yelled with gleaming eyes and a murderous aura surrounding her.
"AHHHH!" Bossun slatted in fear as he raised his hands in defense. Himeko pressed her knuckles and with the 'click clack' sound Bossun shivered in fear.
"You know what happened next!" Switch commented.
~The End~
