Hey people. This is Kevin Levin signing on.

Ben: Kevin! What happened to TeamJakeward?

Kevin: God Ben, are you retarded? Remember? Vilgax killed her with author's poison

Gwen: Yes. I'm trying to find a cure, but it just says "A true love's first kiss"

Kevin: Disney *snicker*

Ben: Who's gonna kiss her? Kevin?

Kevin and Gwen: NO.

Ben: Oh well....wait, what's that?

*Ben finds out that TEAMJakeward is actually trapped in a limbo state thing*

Kevin: Well, now we know that she is not dead.

Gwen: KEVIN! Don't be so insensitive!

Meh, who cares

Gwen: I heard that, you know!

Of course I do

Gwen: This is pointless

Yea. Hey, you said you set up a Yahoo IM account for me! Where is it?

Gwen: Here.


Gwen logged on to the computer, while Kevin peered over her shoulder. "What's my username?" he asked. Gwen blushed, and murmured something. Kevin looked confused, so Gwen pointed at the screen. It read: Sexymanhunkofabeast.

Kevin burst into hysterical laughter while Gwen turned as red as a tomato. "Sexy--man--hunk," he gasped, doubling over.

"Oh quit," Gwen snapped, still red. Kevin chortled. "Since you got to make my sexy name, I get to make yours,"

Kevin typed something and pointed at the screen deviously: Kinkyhotcharmgirl.

"What the--!" Gwen yelled, turning red. "My parents would kill me!"

"They don't have to know," Kevin smirked. Let's see if Ben and Julie made up their names yet. Gwen took a look at Ben's screen name.

"Greensoccerlover?" Kevin scoffed. "How LAME. And Tennisfreak? Seriously, those guys need better names."

"Atleast theirs are G rated," Gwen murmured, glaring at Kevin. Kevin grinned at her.

Meanwhile, at Ben's house

"WHAT THE F--" Ben yelled, while Julie fell of the chair with him.

"Look at their screennames!! Who came up with that!" Julie screeched.

"Probably Kevin,"

"I could believe that," Julie muttered. "And Gwen let him?"

"I guess so," Ben replied, clambering back into the chair with Julie. "Let's log on,"

Greensoccerlover is now online

Greensoccerlover: Hello?

Tennisfreak is now online

Tennisfreak: They might not be online yet

Kinkyhotcharmgirl is now online

Kinkyhotcharmgirl: We are.

Tennisfreak: OMFG GWEN! WHAT HAPPENED! YOUR NAME!!

Kinkyhotcharmgirl: Don't even ask, Julie.

Sexymanhunkofabeast is now online

Sexymanhunkofabeast: The sexy man hunk of a beast is now online

Greensoccerlover: Who thought of your names?

Sexymanhunkofabeast: Gwen thought of mine, and I thought of--

----Interruption---

Tennisfreak: Hold on a sec, GWEN thought of yours? Gwen, are you ok???

Kinkyhotcharmgirl: Can we move on to a more pleasant topic?

Tennisfreak: Nah, this is funnier :D

Sexymanhunkofabeast: *sends virtual hugs to Gwen*

Kinkyhotcharmgirl: Aw, that's so sweet Kevin!

Sexymanhunkofabeast: *sends x-rated pics to Gwen*

Kinkyhotcharmgirl: Kevin....!

Sexymanhunkofabeast: Um Ben? Why do you have a picture of me and Gwen doing...

Greensoccerlover: How did you find that? Gah, there goes my blackmail :(

Kinkyhotcharmgirl: What is it?

Sexymanhunkofabeast has started photosharing

Kinkyhotcharmgirl: OMFG!!!!!! BEN!! YOU TOOK PICTURES OF ME AND KEVIN HAVING....

Greensoccerlover: That's why it was so funny. Hidden cameras are hilarious.