Wht ^ prsun rdng diz! Mah nme iz Nikki Starr nd diz iz mah 1zt Fikki! #IKnowRite?! NE wayz I kno u gyyz r guna hve da bezt tim rdng diz so njoy beotch! Spezial tnks 2 mah editur brittani- beotch u r totz amazeballlz!

Mi nme iz Bella Swn nd mi day 2day has totes sucked mgrly #ThisSux #FML. I meen... I knw dat I wnte vampr nd all butt dang! Duh chnge hurtz! I dn't rlly remembr wht hppned; 1 mment Eddi wuz fghting Viktoriuh nd da nxt sum1 had totes grabed mi from b-hind nd duh dude bitted me! #ouch #WTF #RUDE! Dah brning fling strtd asafp aft-r. Uv corze Eddi klled duh vampr tht did diz 2 mi butt nt b4 da venm ade dugh way 2 mah hrt #BadTiming #Ouch #NotFun! #Whtevr

Prt of mi wuz totes ngry dat it iznt Edwurdz venomnomnom rnning thru mi vins bt 2 b totes sriuz wit u guyz... Dat dude wuz tking 4 freakin evr 2 chnge mi #Rude #WTF #WHYYYYY. Hi wnted me 2 mrry him b4 he wuld chnge mi evn if I totes hate bng tld wht 2 do. #rude #ImABoss. Edwurd wold hve find a way 2 nawt chnge mi NEWayz. #Whatevs. Eddi, totes lst hiz mrblez whn he seeen dat I wuz chnging nd cldn't dew NEThng abt it. #Sux4him! He clled hiz shmexy daddy ovr nd 2gethr dey tuk mi 2 da Cullnz houze nd bitted mi a few moar tmes 2 hury ^ da chnge. #Painful #ForReal #IHateThis #HottNHerrrrr (Haha cuz itz brningggg)

Sew her I am hangn on da bedd n duh Cullnz Houze nd brning frum duh nsid outt #Lame #StawpIttt #Painful. #Ugh. Diz sux sew badddd (geddit? Cuz I'm a vamper nd I sux pplz blud!). May-b I shldnt cumplain, Momzey alwaz tld mi dat pain iz buuuty nd I am totes gunna b 1 of da must butefull ppl n da wurld- I mean diz ntire twn iz totes in lurve wit mi NEWay, I totes cnt w8 2 c hw obzessed dey r gunna b whn dey c mi lookng swe hawtt n sexxayyy... #IKnowRight?

Da venm in my veans strted 2 brn wrse & wrse til it totes stped & den I waz felling no payn. In fakt... I totes felt amazeballllz... I opned mah eyz & hld mahself up w/ mah hands; I mved sooo qick dat I srsly gt a lil dzzy. #Woah.

Eddi tched mi urm (#hot #shmixy) 2 stdy mi & I waz lust in hez eyz,"U r zooooo butefull," he sed, string mah obvi hotnez

"I wnt 2 c!" I ylld, jmpng 2 mah ft & asap runng n 2 Alize how wz crrying a mrrurr. Wht I saw wuz... OMG teh mst butiful thng I hd evr cn. #IAmSoGorgeousItHurts. I min, I ddnt evn rlly chnge much, bt I nvr relized hw butefull I wz b4! I gess itz hrd 2 mprve prfetion. I sighd #mostbeautifulsighever rlling mah eyz #mostbeautifuleyesever as I ran my fingers #mostbeautifulhandsever through my herrr #mostbeautifulhairever & playd w/ da lushus lox! #heehee #lovemi #ujelly

"Dood I m totes thurzty," I sed a I flt a brnng n mah nek."Uh... K? I cn tke u hintng," Edwurd sed, hldng mi hnd #hessoromantic & hi lead mi 2 da opn wndo. Da foorust went pst uz n we speeded threw da trez, nethr ov uz mkng a sewnd az we runned 2gethr. I stpd 4 a mmnt, luking att da butefull wy mah neww skn sprkld in da sn. Edwurd luuked bk 2 c wht wuz kepng mi & he totes runned fce-1st n2 a tre. #OMGHilariousright... I now it wznt da ncst thng 4 mi 2 doo, bt I codnt hlp it. I LOLd mi por bf how ws rbng da tre brk ot of hz herrr.

"U thnk dis iz fune?" He aksed, glring at mi a lil az he wlkd 2wurds mi. Dis totes shmexyyy hunk wuz teh immuge uv a dedly hntr & he totes mde mi ded hrt sng a bt. I new he waz abt 2 ponce on mi for sum sexxxxay tme (I men luuk att mi! #Modelstatus I would totes pounce on mi if I was him #IWouldSoGoLezzoForMe) bt I asap jmpd 2 mi feat & runned 2wurds da totes amazeballlls smll dat waz in da errr. I runned & runned nowng dat Eddi wuz folowng mi, & folowed mah noz 2 teh edg of da clifs whr I hd jmped lst summr. I tok a dep breth & dived hed 1st n2 da h20 (c wht I did thre? #SuchANerd #IAmTotesBrill) nt curing dat Edwurd wuz stil chasng mi bt totes neading 2 swim 4 som rezon.

Da wtr flt totes amazeballllls on mah skn, bt duh clthz I wuz wring seamd 2 w8 mi dwn. #Gross #GettinNekkid. I w8 no tim rpping off duh shrt nd bra tht I wuz wring bt whn I reechd dwn 2 tke off mah jeenz I flt sumthng a totes wierd...

Wher dere wer 1ce legs dere wuz now a soopr shinni & gls10ing prpl tail cuvred n sprklez dat gls10ed undur da watr. WT eff? I hnstly dn't evn geddit. Wht dah fuq iz hppning 2 mi? #WTF

Sew? U guyz totes luv it, #AmIRite? I cn't w8 2 hear hw #Awesome U guyz thnk I am! Bt NO HATRZ! #AintNobodyGotTimeFoThat