Hello, TeamAlucard here (cause Edward's not a Vampire, he's a fairy!)! I just wanted to remind everyone that before you read this fanfiction, IT IS NOT MINE. It was written by some other poor unfortunate soul, who evidently had waay too much time on their hands, and used it for evil instead of good. I also know that lots of other people have done this same thing, so if any of the content is similar, please know that I'm not trying to copy anyone. So without further Adieu, Sit back and enjoy my thoughts on this terrible twisted story...

P.S, my comments and thoughts are BOLDED

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) Wow, I'm already sort of annoyed 2 my gf (ew not in that way) you said, it not us... raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! And down the rabbit hole we go...

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness *Twith twitch* Unnecessary commas *twitch twitch* Dementia *Head-desk*Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears She's not a Mary Sue in anyway... and doesn't limpid mean clear? ADJECTIVE FAIL.and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) with pleasure. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie An incest shipper, eh?. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England SCOTLAND where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black Wait- I thought you said you were "Goffik"? Now I'm just confused.... I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining Multitasking! so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them You are just a gem, aren't you?.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! Le GASP

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. "Draco" and "Shy" are two words that I've decided should never go together. =_=|||

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Well, that was anticlimactic.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! DO NOT WANT.

Hey guys. So that was the first chapter. Sorry if you were confused there for a second, I accidentally published it without adding my commentary first. Either way, here it is, fixed up and shiny, and I hope you like it. If not, feel free to go off and enjoy another fanfiction somewhere over the rainbow. Auf wiedersehen!