Russia was getting his eyes checked for the first time ever, he had seen how all the cool kids like America had glasses so now he wanted to get some too.

He sat down in a chair and the glasses guy pointed at a poster with a bunch of letters on it. "Read out the letters, " he ordered.

Russia looked at them. He was pointing at the letter I this was very unacceptable so Russia decided he would change it.

"We," he said being a good communist!

The glasses guy looked at him. "You need some glasses."

"yay" Russia was so happy now he would be cool again he'd be a hip dab tastic 420 fortnite teen with some glasses

They looked at some glasses. Russia saw a red one red like communism. "I want this one" he said

"OK that's 400 dollars" glasses guy said and Russia immediately regretted coming to the US to buy these glasses because now he was getting horribly ripped off by the glasses monopoly. So he decided to pay for it the communist way. He took the wallet of a rich guy and paid the money.

Now he had some glasses so cool he was about to put them on when he saw something written on the side.. It said "Frame China" those mondo swiggity swag glasses were telling him what to do Russia knew he couldn't disobey them. He took out his icepick and he stabbed the glasses guy in the neck.

Then he ran away and grabbed China yeeting him into the glasses store and making him hold the icepick. The police arrive and Russia said to them "China did it"

China was sent to jail and now Russia had his super cool glasses.

He went to America and tried to be cool with him "Yo wassup my home dog"

America looked at him "lol u look like a nerd."

And then Russia remembered another China existed so he killed America and framed Taiwan this time