Messing with Dudley
I got the idea while watching ICarly. They just started the segment 'Messing with Lewbert' and I thought, that would make a great fanfiction story. So I figured what the heck? Here's the story in play form.
(It's a slow day at TUFF and everyone is minding their own business. Dudley is taking a nap in the conference room and this is where I come in.)
Edger: (Looks around) Wow. Slow day. (Sees Dudley taking a nap in one of the chairs) Dudley?
Dudley: Zzzzzzz… I'm innocent…. The talking bacon forced me…. zzzzzz….
Edger: (tries not to laugh) Well that's a weird dream. (Suddenly smiles sneakily and pulls out a bag of cookies) Let's see if I can enter his dreams.
(I walk over to Dudley and before I can do anything with the cookies Kitty walks in)
Kitty: Edger? What are you doing here?
Edger: (turns around) Oh hey Kitty. I… had nothing better to do.
Kitty: What are you doing with those cookies?
Edger: I….(sighs) I wanted to see if I could mess with Dudley's dreams. I like experimenting like that.
Kitty: How do you mess with his dreams?
Edger: Like this! (Puts a cookie next to Dudley's nose)
Dudley: (Sniffs the cookie) Zzzzzz… cookies? For me? You're a nice villain after all!
Edger: Now watch this (pulls cookies away.)
Dudley: Zzzzzz…. Hey! Gimmie back my cookies! (Feels around for the cookies)
(Edger looks at Kitty and the two cover their mouths to try and keep from bursting out in laughter.)
Kitty: Okay, I admit, that's pretty funny.
Edger: It is! Try it!
Kitty: (Frowns) It doesn't seem right. (Smiles sneakily) But it sounds so fun.
(Kitty walks out of the room and comes back with a pepper shaker)
Kitty: He thinks pepper smells good. Let's see what happens. (Puts the pepper under Dudley's nose.)
Dudley: (sniffing the pepper) Aaaahhh…
(Kitty starts laughing silently)
Dudley: AACHOO!
(Kitty falls back and starts wiping off her tongue)
Edger: Gross! Your mouth was open!
Kitty: (sarcastic tone) Nooo…. Really?
Edger: (gets a thoughtful look on her face) I wonder if he can remember my scent since he's a dog? (Puts her hand under Dudley's nose)
Dudley: (Sniffs) Zzzzzz… Hey Edger… Will you help me fight this talking bacon? Zzzzzz….
Edger: (Smiles) Why don't you just eat it?
Dudley: Zzzzzz…. Great idea…. (Starts chewing) It tastes like air... Zzzzz...
(Kitty and Edger look at each other and cover their mouths once again.)
Dudley: (Yawns and starts to open his eyes)
Edger: (alarmed whispers) He's waking up!
(Kitty and Edger run off and hide behind the wall. They then press their ears to the wall)
Dudley: Wow. Weird dream.
(Kitty and Edger laugh silently)
Edger: Come on. That was pretty funny!
Dudley: (Finds Kitty and Edger) What was funny?
Kitty and Edger: Nothing.
The End
Sorry it's such a short story. That was all I had in mind.
