alright who do we have squaring off tonight we got the tenacious pokémon master AAAAAAASSSHHHHH KEEEEETTTTCCCCHHHHUUUUUUUMMMMMMM vs the hero of the mushroom kingdom MAAAAARRRRIIIIIOOOOO
alright now prepare yourselves for the countdown alright
3...2...1...BEEEEEEEEEEGIIIIIIIIINNNNNN
mario's turn
itsa me mario i save the princess what do you do little boy lick the toilets or cry to mama mee aa your names ash the ass licker ima in a whole new class ima bad your a sad little bitch i'll kick you in your imaginary nads now run home to your parents like you do in your games oh wait (pause) you don't have a dad
ash's turn
i might be ten but i'm not a fat ugly midget I have pokémon to fly but what do you have a tail your so weak the bricks only break because they feel sorryio for ya mario when people see my hat they fear me when people see your hat they warn bowser of an approaching troll ya don't belong in a fight ya belong in the north pole makin things to fill kids with delight and i'd rather not have nads then have a black hole
mario's turn
at least ia show variety in my games but with you itsa the same story every time you just change your costume i defeated sonic made him sonicBOOM! i can as hell beat you nurse get em to the operating room (pause) just look at his face your a 10 year old disgrace i used to love anime but when they started your show i'd rather spray my face with mace
ash's turn
don't blame anime for all your problems just lay down and admit defeat cause this child's play you'll be good at rapin someday dude i promise but you couldn't even use an action replay to win now go away
mario pulls out an action replay
mario's turn
ia may not use it to win but i can pin you down with my rapping abilities just ask delilah if i have agility while your capability is still at level 1 my invincibility it at level 101 how fun i won
who won?!
who's next?!
you decide!
