My first ever fanfic so don't be too harsh!
Disclaimer: All I own is the plot
James is in bold, Lily is normal, Sirius is in italic
Another Conversation
Hi lily
I am not talking to you
Yes you are
No I'm not
But you are
Why would I talk to you?
Because u love me
Eurgh, dream on
You my dreeeeeeeeeam girl!
Twat
Bless you
...
So lils
...
Lils?
...
Lily?
...
Heeellooo??
...
LILY!
Potter will you please just leave me alone
Hey whats your little discussion going on here about?
Shut it Black and make Potter leave me alone-
Prongsy were you by any chance talking about how gorgeous my hair looks today
Padfoot- my dear friend. No
Well the secret is Madame Pompoues hair care kit it has-
Paddy I don't actually care about your hair at the moment
Oh...
Pads
Hmm...
Paddy
Well then...
OH PADFOOOOOOOT!!!!
Potter do you have to try and fail to sing
Oh lily-dear, Sirius here was just telling me about Madam Pompous'-
It's Pompoues
Who is pompous?
POMPOUE
Oh let me guess...you?
No lily-flower but nice joke
No I am serious
Hey I am Sirius
You have got to be kidding me
Padikins my good old friend your back!
Well, I have decided to forgive your rudeness about Madam Pompoue-
Cough*pompous*cough
-so I give the honour to include me into your conversation
Oh, I may
Yes
Oh thank you, thank you
So what are you talking about?
Well actually lily was just about to declare her undying love for me
O really
No really
Yes really
Really
Actually I was about to curse Potter into oblivion
How sublime
But before that, I have something to say
About your undying love for me?
I ended that conversation ages ago
So there was a conversation
Yes Black what else would it be?
No comment
Anyway I was about to say-
Yes
-That-
YES!
-that Professor McGonagall is making her way over here looking quite angry.
YES I LOVE YOU TO LILY I-
Oops...
