My first ever fanfic so don't be too harsh!

Disclaimer: All I own is the plot

James is in bold, Lily is normal, Sirius is in italic


Another Conversation

Hi lily

I am not talking to you

Yes you are

No I'm not

But you are

Why would I talk to you?

Because u love me

Eurgh, dream on

You my dreeeeeeeeeam girl!

Twat

Bless you

...

So lils

...

Lils?

...

Lily?

...

Heeellooo??

...

LILY!

Potter will you please just leave me alone

Hey whats your little discussion going on here about?

Shut it Black and make Potter leave me alone-

Prongsy were you by any chance talking about how gorgeous my hair looks today

Padfoot- my dear friend. No

Well the secret is Madame Pompoues hair care kit it has-

Paddy I don't actually care about your hair at the moment

Oh...

Pads

Hmm...

Paddy

Well then...

OH PADFOOOOOOOT!!!!

Potter do you have to try and fail to sing

Oh lily-dear, Sirius here was just telling me about Madam Pompous'-

It's Pompoues

Who is pompous?

POMPOUE

Oh let me guess...you?

No lily-flower but nice joke

No I am serious

Hey I am Sirius

You have got to be kidding me

Padikins my good old friend your back!

Well, I have decided to forgive your rudeness about Madam Pompoue-

Cough*pompous*cough

-so I give the honour to include me into your conversation

Oh, I may

Yes

Oh thank you, thank you

So what are you talking about?

Well actually lily was just about to declare her undying love for me

O really

No really

Yes really

Really

Actually I was about to curse Potter into oblivion

How sublime

But before that, I have something to say

About your undying love for me?

I ended that conversation ages ago

So there was a conversation

Yes Black what else would it be?

No comment

Anyway I was about to say-

Yes

-That-

YES!

-that Professor McGonagall is making her way over here looking quite angry.

YES I LOVE YOU TO LILY I-

Oops...