DOCTOR WHO
FROST BITE
Now children. Let me tell you about a nice old lady who had a ferocious beast, that ripped out the throat of anyone it came into contact with, in her back garden. Joking!
Once upon a time there was a time lord who was the last of his kind. This is because the evil humans had gobbled all the other ones up. The Doctor was sent by his mummy and daddy to a strange place called Earth (where the humans lived) when they found out that the humans were coming to their planet. The time lord - or Doctor as he was called back home - ended up in a city called London. Here he met an extremely annoying girl called Rose Tyler who had a really stupid accent which is probably why no one talked to her. Anyway Rose stayed with the Docta- as she called him- even though he secretly didn't want her there. The Doctor had a strange, blue, wooden box that was the size of a police box that he travelled in. In this Tardis as he calls it he can go through time, into the past and future.
One day the doctor decided to go to Antarctica as he thinks something bad will happen there in the future. Even though the doctor doesn't believe in global warming Rose does and unless he takes her there in the tardis she will keep begging and talking and calling him Docta! So on the morning of the big day they each grab some pancakes from the nearby bakery and set of to the future in the tardis. Rose doesn't believe in the phrase, silence is golden so she feels the need to talk all the time. Therefore she needed to make a conversation begin.
"Docta", she asked and when he didn't answer she carried on. "Who are we visiting in Antarctica?"" The penguins" said the Doctor with limited sarcasm."You are funny sometimes! Really. Who are we visiting?"" I just told you who we are visiting! Now shut up before I chuck you out for good!"" Oh you wouldn't do that!" But she decided to shut up when the doctor said "Oh I wouldn't count on it" through gritted then got the tardis going and then sat down to eat his last pancake.
