Hello there readers! I present to you all another new story that I came up with!

Now for a couple of notices:

First off, unlike the previous story, this one will be much more like the episode that I'm basing this off of. This story is based off of the episode 'Run for your Ed' and Andrew is shown accompanying the Eds, and Chaosky will appear at the end of the story.

Now for the actual summary; after the Kankers' Ship-in-a-Bottle was stolen by Ed (unintentionally), the Kankers decide to go on a rampage through the cul-de-sac to find their prized possession. Meanwhile, while accompanying the Eds, Andrew gets the funny feeling that he saw that bottled ship before and his front hair tuffs twitch somewhat, indicating that something serious would happen. All while Rolf hides in the basement when his live stock detects an impending doom is going to occur in the cul-de-sac.

One last thing, this story might be two parts, most likely, so don't be surprised by that!

Well enough with the rant now! Let's start the story! Enjoy the story everyone!

Disclaimer: All characters of Ed, Edd n' Eddy belong to Cartoon Network and the creator of the show!


IN THE PARK N' FLUSH TRAILER PARK:

It was a peaceful night in the town of Peach Creek, but this time, we're actually starting the story in the Park N' Flush Trailer Park, specifically in the sky blue trailer that is the home of the Kanker Sisters. In the bedroom of the sisters, the Kankers were sleeping peacefully, unaware that something was about to happen. The Kankers continued snoring away loudly in peace which lasted for several moments. It was then a loud noise was heard downstairs, which then caused the Kankers to wake up and wondered where that noise was coming from.

"What the heck was that!?" Marie wondered.

The sisters peeked out of their bedroom door and looked downstairs and saw that the noise was coming from the kitchen, as an empty can rolled out from the kitchen.

"Somebody's in the kitchen, Lee!" May cried out.

The Kankers then immediately decided to take action. In a matter of seconds, the Kankers went downstairs to see what was going on. Lee in particular entered the kitchen wielding a swordfish as a weapon as the kitchen light was then turned on.

"Ah-ha!" Lee shouted after entering the kitchen, only to find out that nobody was there and the place was a mess. The kitchen window swings, a sign that the perpetrator exited through the window. Lee took notice of this as she approached the window.

"Hey, where ya goin?" She called out, poking her head out through the window and was accompanied by Marie a second later.

"Yeah, we ain't done with you yet!" Marie called out afterwards, but once it was shown that the thief wouldn't be coming back, Lee then looked back into the kitchen.

"Typical," Lee retorted. "Whoever it was sure is a slob."

Marie took notice of this as well and for a second there, it looked like she was actually upset about that.

"Why is it always the good ones that get away?" Marie questioned in a rather saddened manner, something not normal for a Kanker. Lee had picked up an empty milk glass jar and tossed it aside.

"That crumb ain't worth shedding tears over, Marie." Lee assured her.

"Yeah. His loss," Marie got over it fairly quickly as she then stated. "It's gonna take May forever to clean this mess!"

This got both Lee and Marie to snicker.

"May. Good one." Lee snickered.

Speaking of whom, May was now in the living room staring upward at something in particular. Both Lee and Marie took notice of this and stopped laughing. They thought that this was rather odd, even for someone like May. As a result, the two other sisters decide to take a look at what she was looking at in particular. It was then they noticed that they had their most prized possession taken from them; A Ship-in-a-Bottle. This got all of them rather upset.

"Holy Toledo!" Lee and Marie cried out as they started fighting over pulling the stand off.

"Wait, let's see!" May grunted.

"Leggo." Lee demanded.

"It's mine!" Marie sneered as they then pulled it off the wall and fought over who gets to hold it.

"I got it!" May cried out.

"Back off!" Marie snarled.

Lee then felt that enough was enough as she then shouted.

"Enough already!" Lee then grabbed a hold of the wood stand from Marie and May and examined it and put the pieces together as to what happened. "Somebody shanghaied our ship in a bottle!"

"It's our family heirloom," May started tearing up, letting her emotions get to her again. "We used to play with it on bath night at the old homestead!"

Marie stopped her from talking and then demanded.

"Who the hell made off with our ship-in-a-bottle," Marie questioned in an aggravated manner.

Lee honestly had no idea as silence filled the room when May took a guess.

"Maybe it was Andrew," May guessed wiping her tears away. Lee and Marie gave her the look. "Just a guess."

Lee waved that off and then retorted.

"Don't be ridiculous May," Lee snorted. "Even though Andrew is our associate and has been here several times, I hardly doubt that that squirt made off with our ship-in-a-bottle!"

"Yeah May," Marie agreed. "That cutie has not showed any interest in stealing any of our stuff. You're probably not thinking straight."

That and I think Andrew wouldn't attempt this. Marie kept that thought to herself.

"Then who could have done it," May started tearing up in the eyes again. "Who could have stolen our most prized possession?"

It was then Marie got the perfect solution to solving this problem.

"I say we call the cops!" Marie stated.

Just like that, May ran straight for the phone and started to dial it before asking.

"What number do you dial for 9-1-1?" May questioned.

Marie gave her the 'you gotta be kidding me' look, while Lee, who was having none of this, pushes May out of the way and slams her fist onto the phone, breaking it to pieces, as Lee had a much better idea.

"No cops," Lee stated, which took Marie aback by that while May was shaking a bit as Lee then came up with a wonderful awful idea. "I say we pay our neighbors a little visit, aside from the Andrew squirt, and we find our bottle. Kanker-style."

She then started laughing evilly and it was creepy as the Kankers decided to go on a rampage for their prized possession the next morning, at dawn, as they were looking forward to rampaging the cul-de-sac…


THE NEXT DAY…

Early the next morning, we are focused at Rolf's house, where we see Rolf in a wood carrier as it had contained the world's biggest wiener as Victor was pulling the cart and Rolf was on top of the wiener.

"Rolf's giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market, yes Victor?" Rolf pointed out.

It was then Victor stopped short, feeling that something bad was about to happen. Rolf was confused by this and then asked.

"Victor, why have you stopped?" Rolf questioned as Victor wasn't moving an inch.

It was then Rolf saw his pig Wilfred squealing and running in circles, rubbing his butt on the floor while doing this. Rolf then saw all of his chickens in their coop going berserk and making a bunch of clucking sounds. Rolf then felt that something was up as he held out a chicken leg/drumstick to his ear and after listening to it something, it hit him. His live stock had detected an Armageddon that was going to occur in the cul-de-sac. Taking this as a serious issue, Rolf then looked afraid as he abandoned his giant wiener as he rushed and got Victor into the basement as Rolf then ran off and gathered up Wilfred, Beatrice, all of the chickens, and the rest of his livestock as he entered his basement with all of his animals and himself included. Rolf was in the basement with his farm animals as he then looked outside one last time.

"HAVE MERCY ON OUR MISERABLE SOULS!" Rolf cried out as he then closed the basement door shut, locking it as he kept himself and his livestock in the basement in isolation, preparing themselves for the impending doom that was about to occur…


Sometime later, we are now focused at Kevin's house as Kevin reluctantly got Eddy and Double D, whom were accompanied by Andrew, into his house as he found something that belongs to them. He then opens up the fridge door and had them see what it was.

"I believe this belongs to you?" Kevin questioned in a really annoyed manner as it was revealed to be none other than Ed, who went on a sleep eating expedition through the night, as he was sleeping in Kevin's fridge. Eddy saw this and burst out into a fit of laughter, Andrew was curious about this and Double D sighed and shook his head.

"Ed? Sleepwalking again?" Double D sighed which got Andrew's attention.

"Wait a minute, Ed has done this before?" Andrew questioned.

"Oh that's right, you weren't here when he did it the first time," Double D noticed. "But yeah, Ed had sleepwalked through the cul-de-sac before, stealing every single food in the cul-de-sac, leaving the other residence without food."

"Yeah, and it was the greatest show on Earth," Eddy joked. "Not to mention it gave us the perfect opportunity to make a scam."

"I see, very interesting," Andrew was amused.

"Anyway," Double D got back to the point. "We'll have Ed vacated ASAP, Kevin."

Kevin then walked away, but not before speaking.

"Lucky for you dorks I got chores to do," Kevin retorted. "Otherwise, I woulda had to pound you."

He then walked off.

"We're really sorry about that Kevin," Andrew called out, but there was no response as Kevin was now out of earshot. Double D decided to get Ed up.

"Oh Ed? Ed? Rise and shine, sleepyhead." Double D told him, but he didn't wake up.

"Allow me Double D," Eddy pushed him out of the way. He then took out a horn, placed it near Ed's ear, and then started blowing into it loudly, which caused Ed to burst awake as he then did a salute as if he was in the army.

"Private Do-Not-Enter is ready for duty, Chief!" Ed shouted, saluting them as it was revealed that a ship-in-a-bottle was stuck to his finger. Double D took notice of this as he then pointed out.

"Ed? You seem to have garnered a memento from your slumbered stroll."

"I did?" Ed sounded confused.

"Ain't you caused enough trouble," Eddy retorted as he then examined the bottle, not at all interested. "It's junk. Get rid of it."

He tossed it behind him, only for it to hit him in the back of the head and went back to Ed, as it was stuck to his finger.

"It likes me, Eddy." Ed exclaimed.

"Inanimate objects don't like, Ed," Double D pointed out as he examined the bottle, measuring his stuck finger and came to the conclusion. "Just as I suspected, Eddy. Ed's swollen finger will thwart any attempt at removing this bottle."

Andrew took a minute to examine the ship-in-a-bottle and felt that something was familiar about it when Eddy retorted.

"Well I'll give it a twart!" Eddy snorted.

It was then Andrew said.

"Guys, I can't help but shake this feeling that this ship-in-a-bottle is very familiar to me," Andrew said. "It's as if I have seen this somewhere before."

"Eh your just lost in your head again," Eddy waved it off.

"I'm serious Eddy, I feel like I know who owns this bottle," It was then Andrew's front hair tuffs started twitching in a quick manner. "Guys, my hair is twitching, that means something serious is going to occur in the cul-de-sac and that something bad is going to come up!"

"Okay, now your just acting crazy Andrew," Eddy stated.

"I'm not kidding Eddy," Andrew said. "Something is going to happen."

"Look can we just leave Kevin's house now," Eddy snorted. "I have the perfect solution to getting this bottle of Ed's finger!"

"Of course Eddy, as only you have the perfect solution…" Double D retorted as they left Kevin's house.

As they left, looking outside Kevin's window, it would appear as though Andrew's intentions were correct; the Kankers were shown rampaging the cul-de-sac for the ship-in-a-bottle, tossing bushes, cars, and even a fire hydrant around as they continued rampaging the place. They then decided to enter a nearby house as we see Nazz outside, sweeping the sidewalk for some unknown reason when she noticed the Kankers trashing the place.

"What's their problem?" She questioned.

Jimmy, who was riding his tricycle was right next to her as she asked that questioned. It was then the house the Kankers were in crumbled and exploded, a sign that they trashed the place and Jimmy got what that meant.

"It's a Kanker Hissy Fit!" Jimmy screamed as he retreated for his house as Nazz ran back to her own house afterwards. The moment they fled did a tremor occur, causing the road in the cul-de-sac to be completely shaken and crumbled as if an earthquake occurred, as this appeared to be the work of the Kankers as well. Jimmy peeked out the window in fear and saw the Kankers terrorizing Sarah as his friend cried out.

"AAH! GET AWAY FROM ME! JIMMY!" Sarah screamed, ironically since she's normally the one that is saving Jimmy. Jimmy then closed the curtains as his door was locked up and the Kankers made their way to Jimmy's house as Jimmy was locked up in his bedroom. He then turned around and said to himself.

"It's the end of the world as we know it!" Jimmy cried out in fear.

It was then his locked up bedroom door was pried open by forced and slammed into the bedroom wall, cracking into two as this was the Kankers' doing as Lee was now outside his room, getting his attention.

"Make it easy on yourself, curlique, and cough it up." Lee demanded as Jimmy had no idea what she was talking about. Marie knew that he wouldn't talk as she then peeked into the room.

"Let's just find it the hard way, Lee." Marie snuck into the room, preparing to trash the place. Jimmy looked confused and afraid by this.

"Huh? Hard way?" Jimmy asked nervously.

The Kankers then trashed and destroyed Jimmy's room and his house as we now switch over to a different scene…


We see Eddy trying his hardest to pry the bottle off of Ed's finger, but to no avail. Nonetheless he kept trying.

"Let go of it, stupid!" Eddy sneered.

"It's a fighter, Eddy!" Ed proclaimed.

"If I might make a suggestion–" Double D had an idea that could help but Eddy cut him off.

"It's under control, back off!" Eddy snarled as he kept pulling.

"I said it's under control!" Eddy repeated himself as Andrew then spoke up.

"Eddy, listen, I think I know who owns that bottle if you just-"

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?" Eddy screamed cutting him off. "IT'S UNDER CONTROL!"

Ed's finger wrapped around five trees as Ed's finger snaps through the five trees, cutting through them cleanly, as Eddy is pulled back against the original tree and falls. The other trees then pile up on top of him, which got Double D concerned.

"Eddy! Are you alright?" Double D asked.

"Yeah Eddy, you don't look good," Andrew commented as Eddy emerged from the mess all dazed as he started speaking.

"Ha ha! One bottle, hold Ed's finger!" He then notices that the finger is still stuck. "What the?"

Double D then gave him the perfect solution as he took out a bottle of soap.

"Eddy, wouldn't it be easier to dab a little soap on Ed's finger and–" Ed then cut him off in a fear of panic.

"SOAP! YUCK! FRESH! CLEAN! NASTY!" Ed then makes a run for it. "NO SOAP!"

Eddy and Double D ran after him as Andrew ran afterwards.

"Wait up guys!" Andrew called out as Ed made his way through Kevin's yard.

Kevin was shown about to mow the lawn as Ed then ran past him, followed by Eddy and Double D.

"Get back here!" Eddy shouted running after Ed.

"Pardon us, Kevin." Double D said as he ran after the other two Eds as this got Kevin aggravated.

"IF I SEE YOU ONE MORE TIME, I'LL–" Kevin tried shouting, but seeing it wasn't worth it right now, he just let it go. "…dorks."

He then started mowing the lawn as Andrew ran past the same lawn.

"Sorry again Kevin!" Andrew called out before taking off. The moment Andrew was out of sight did the fence get lifted up as the Kankers were shown, about to trash Kevin's yard and house. They then entered the yard, lifting down the fence as they were about to terrorize Kevin off screen as the Eds and Andrew avoided them in the nick of time…


Meanwhile, Eddy was still chasing after Ed and was followed by Double D and Andrew who managed to catch up.

"Bad soap, evil soap, slippery sudsy scary soap!" Ed cried out in fear.

It was then Eddy got an idea and stopped running as Double D and Andrew were with them.

"Okay, Ed. You win," He hides the soap behind Double D's back. "See? Soap's gone."

"Well, technically you just moved it behind my–" Double D tried speaking, but since Eddy did not want him to foil his plan, he placed his hand over his mouth in a rather quick motion as Ed slowly came back to see if he was in the clear. It was then Eddy tackled him.

"C'mere, you!" Eddy then tried wrestling Ed to hold still. "What are you waiting for? Soap him! Soap him!"

Double D didn't seem too comfortable with this.

"Not good, not good." Double D approaches him tentatively.

Eddy grunted as he struggled to keep Ed still.

"He's putty in my hands. Soap him! Soap–"

He was then cut off when Ed managed to slam him into the fence, right into Double D. Ed was then holding the soap bottle in his toes as he then cried out.

"I dispense with you, disgusting detergent of the deep!" Ed then tossed the soap bottle away to an unknown location.

"Well so much for that plan," Andrew commented.

"For I, Ed, can remove the bottle with sticky tape."

Eddy, Double D and Andrew were confused by this.

"Ed, that hardly makes any sense at all," Andrew commented.

"Yeah, I mean sticky tape?" Double D spoke.

"Stick? You're already stuck, numbskull." Eddy sneered.

"And your point is?" Ed countered.

"Ed, how will sticky tape help with removing that bottle," Andrew asked.

"It just will," Ed said as Eddy grumbled.

"This is stupid."

"Ed may have something, Eddy. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, you know." Double D said.

"Still though, I get the feeling that I know whose ship-in-a-bottle that belongs to," Andrew stated.

"Just follow my smell, bucko!" Ed proclaimed as Andrew's hair was twitching harder this time.

"Guys my hair is twitching harder than before," Andrew said. "Something bad has already happened and it'll be a matter of time before something happens to us."

"Let's just go," Eddy said as the Eds and Andrew went to somewhere important. Meanwhile, in the cul-de-sac, Andrew's intention was correct again, the cul-de-sac at this point looked like it was a war zone, as everything was trashed, demolished and wrecked. Almost all of the houses, except for Andrew's were crumbled and destroyed as we can hear sirens going off in the background as some of the kids that were still roaming were crying out in fear.

"I'm scarred for life," Jimmy cried out.

"Crazy man, crazy!" Kevin shouted in a panicked manner.

"Run for the hills, Plank!" Jonny told his friend as they all made a run for it…


In the meantime, in Sarah's bedroom, we see Sarah in her toy chest hiding in fear away from the Kankers. It was then she saw her bedroom door open up and went to take a peak and saw that it was the Eds, and Andrew who entered her room.

"Hello?" Ed asked as Double D then said.

"Ed, wouldn't it have been more polite to knock before entering your sister's room?"

"Yeah Ed," Andrew agreed. "The last time you went through your sister's room for something, you completely trashed her place up."

"I'm in the zone, guys," Ed then looked through the drawer and found some sticky tape. "Sticky tape!"

"Ed!" Sarah shouted getting their attention. "Get out of my room now! Can't you see I'm hiding over here?" Andrew's hair was twitching once again.

"Yeah guys, I get the feeling something bad is going to happen here any minute now," Andrew explained. "Let's leave while we can."

At this point, Eddy was more than annoyed with not only Andrew's ranting, but with the stupid bottle stuck onto Ed's finger. It was evidenced as he then shouted.

"CAN WE GET RID OF THIS BOTTLE OR WHAT?" Eddy grabbed all three of them and slammed Sarah's door shut as he walked downstairs, carrying his friends as Andrew followed them.

"If you say so Eddy," Andrew said.

"And where exactly are we going now, Eddy?" Double D questioned.

"Your place, where else?" Eddy told him.

"Alright, to Double D's place," Andrew said as the Eds were out of sight as Andrew was trailing behind them. "Let's just hurry up and get the bottle off of Ed and return it to its owner before something bad happens to us."

The moment Andrew was out of sight did the Kankers enter the same hallway from the opposite direction as they went upstairs and went straight for Sarah's room, as they slammed her door opened, breaking it off, and it was then Sarah made the biggest mistake of her life. Thinking that the Eds were in her room again, she unwillingly revealed herself.

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO–" Sarah started to shout but cut herself off as she made the huge mistake of revealing herself to the Kankers as she was now going to pay severely for it as the Kankers started trashing Sarah's room for the ship in a bottle…


At Double D's place, we see Eddy taping the bottle to the ceiling as Ed stands on a banister railing. Double D really didn't like this at all.

"I don't have a good feeling about this." Double D said in a paranoid manner.

"Okay Ed, jump!" Eddy commanded.

"Wait! You don't suppose the tape will leave any unsightly residue? I mean Mother has the eyes of a hawk when it comes to adhesive resin!" Double D tried to reason, but it was too late, as Eddy pushed Ed off the side and caused him to fall. Ed tumbles down and hits the ground hard. A part of the ceiling rips off and falls, showing the bottle still stuck to Ed's finger. Double D didn't like this.

"Oh dear." Double D said in panic.

"Don't sweat it, Ed," Eddy called down. "My dad's got a hacksaw!"

"Eddy is that really a good idea," Andrew questioned.

"Sure it is Andrew," Eddy sounded confident, but Double D had a much better idea.

"Wait gentlemen, I have a better idea that is easier and won't involve a hacksaw," Double D stated.

"Oh yeah, then what is your idea then, Einstein?" Eddy retorted in annoyance.

"Follow me, this way please," Double D told them as they went downstairs to grab Ed and then go with Double D's plan.

"I hope that whoever owns this bottle gets it back to them soon," Andrew remarked.

"Who cares, let's get this over with," Eddy snorted.

"Alright then," Andrew said as they then went and got to Double D's idea of removing the bottle…


END OF PART 1…

YEAH, JUST LIKE I SAID, THIS STORY WILL BE IN TWO PARTS! I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND!

NEXT TIME, THE KANKERS FIND OUT WHO HAS THEIR SHIP-IN-A-BOTTLE AND OTHER STUFF OCCURS! HOW WILL THIS TURN OUT FOR THE EDS AND FOR ANDREW? WILL THE CUL-DE-SAC STAY DAMAMGED? AND WHAT ABOUT CHAOSKY? FIND OUT NEXT TIME READERS!

IN THE MEANTIME, ONLY IF YOU LIKE, PLEASE LEAVE YOURSELF A REVIEW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS STORY SO FAR.

OTHERWISES, THAT'S ALL THERE IS FOR NOW. SO THAT BEING SAID, GOODBYE TIL NEXT CHAPTER READERS!