Doom Sports
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Once upon a time, there was a poor and lonesome cowboy, Atem. Due to the difficulties of those days he had a second job : he was the Pharaoh! His days were flowing slowly and indolently until he received a letter. It had been sent by one of the immortals from the Olympic Games, informing him that a duel with cards would take place and he was invited to attend. The prize for the winner would be a cleaning workshop prepaid for a whole year! With so many pyramids full of dust and spiders that surrounded Egypt that would be perfect!
Having thought carefully, seeing that he had nothing to lose and was bored as well, Atem decided to participate! The only thing he was wondering was who his opponents might be, something he would find not before each game started. He began training after he had dusted his cards full of happiness and impatience. He was somehow rusty because he had been laying in his jacuzzi for too long with Makoto-Gamoto ( don't ask about gamoto, which is Greek but reminds Japanese if you say it with the proper accent, it means : oh shit! Fuck.) without doing anything else. He was eating from the money he had taken as subvention from the Ministry of Culture.
His only problem was the jealousy of his legal lover, Tinkerbell, who was putting foams out of her mouth as if she had swallowed two litres of liquid soap of Marseille. Tink was determined to avenge him and ruin his plans.
Atem asked help from Rocky Balboa. Optimal boxer as he was, he knew the best way to put Atem's hands back to motion. You see, it had been a very long time since his last duel. Rocky came immediately to offer his assistance. He took along his favorite assistant, Bilbo Baggins, who had travelled around the world and was full of stories to tell. As everyone in his company was calling him, he was a pocket treasure. Once he saw Rocky, Bilbo suggested him drinking blue tea and tell him his news.
Rocky got happy at seeing at a commercial video shown in Bilbo's mobile phone which had a big about 37 inch screen ( don't ask me how he managed to carry along this thing, due to his age and his presbyopia he could not see in a smaller screen). The main character of that commercial video was Gandalf, his hair in a bad black mess. Then, out of the blue the wizard of Oz appeared in the video, having red hair in his head as if he was a cocker spaniel, telling Gandalf :
''You have dandruff, do you know that?'' and Gandalf replies :
''I have tried everything, to no avail.''
''Have you even washed your hair with Aerodog? Wash them and see! Aerodog is made from pure and clean ingredients, untouched by human's hand. The manufacturer is Tarzan's ape!''
Gandalf read the etiquette and decided to try this shampoo, which was made from saliva of snail, nettles, urine of goat, shit of turtle and emollient cream of French butter. Once Gandalf washed his hair and was drying them, tufts of them began to fall from his head. At the beginning he was scared, but once he saw his shining brand new bald head, he said in his thunderous and clear voice :
''I may have less hair to wash now, but I have more face to swill!''
Rocky got so excited by that fine product that he ordered immediately a dozen of the shampoo to send them as a gift to his friendly rock bands. Having drank his blue tea with Bilbo, they both went off to find Atem.
