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The morning dawned like any other at Garden. Slow and almost unwillingly. At least that's the way it appeared to the student population, over half of which were suffering from hangovers. Seifer was not the least among them.
He twisted around in his bed and attempted to draw his blinds closed. This failed, due to his falling out of bed and onto the floor. "Dammit!" he cursed and rubbed his eyes. "Never again.." he said completely ignoring the fact that he says this everytime but believeing he really meant it. Raijin and Fujin, having better sense, had stayed away from the harder stuff and were now staying away from him. Seifer's hangovers were legendary...
However, there was one person to whom common sense was just a commodity, something he could do without sometimes, and he walked up to the door and began knocking on it. "Hey Seifer, ya in there?" Seifer groaned. Not him, anyone but the chicken wuss. He shoved his head under the pillow. The knocking continued and became even louder.
Conceding to defeat, he stomped over and threw open the door. "WHAT IS IT?" he shouted. Zell grinned up at him. "We have a training session today." "So?" "It started exactly," here he stops to look at his watch, "five minutes ago." Seifer glared at him, unable to process that this early. When it finally reached his brain, he sighed. "Who in their right minds would shedule a training session this early?" Dincht laughed, "You did, of course last night." That explains it, last night I was drunk, Seifer thought. "Alright alright, give me a minute to get dressed." Zell ran his eyes over him, "Really think you need to baby? This could make things so much more interesting." Seifer growled at him and Zell obligingly walked out, closing the door behind him.
He grabbed the first clothes that came to hand and then put on his –all-concealing jacket and walked out. Zell was leaning against the wall and whistling Dixie. When he noticed Seifer he jumped up and grabbed the taller man by the arm. "C'mon, we're already late!" Seifer, still being hungover, let himself be pulled along by the smaller man. Zell smirked inwardly, when Seifer was hungover, he got to retaliate for all the things done to him while Seifer was sober. Which of course meant that this morning, Zell was even more hyper than usual.
They were still on their way out when they almost ran into Selphie. For those of you who don't know, Selphie is a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, brown-haired, female version of Zell. Be afraid. Be very afraid. "Ow!" Selphie shouted and glared up at the two boys. "Next time, pay attention to where you're going." When she stopped shouting and saw who it was, she goggled at them. "Zell are you holding Seifer's hand?" Zell immediately dropped Seifer's arm, "No of course not. Were you out drinking with Irvine again last night?" Selphie nodded and accepted his hand up. "Yeah, but you know alcohol doesn't do anything for me, I left Irvine with his hang over. He's no fun that way." Seifer and Zell sweatdropped, wondering what her idea of fun was. "Um we'll see you later Selphie!" Zell grabbed Seifer by the arm and the two took off again. Selphie glared after them. "Now who will I find to play with?" She grinned evilly to herself. "Oh Squall……"
